Roswell aliens were ruskies?

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I really wanted to believe in ufos and roswell but i guess this blows it all to heck in a handbasket.

Is truth stranger than conspiracy-theory fiction? A new book on Area 51 that's already generating a ton of buzz says there was no alien spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. Instead, Stalin did it--maybe.
According to Annie Jacobsen, the reporter who authored "Area 51," the spaceship was actually a Soviet spy plane that came down during a storm. Jacobsen claims it was filled with bizarre, genetically engineered child-sized pilots. Then-Soviet leader Joseph Stalin was hoping, Jacobsen alleges, that the new cause widespread panic in the U.S.
The story gets even stranger: The leader of the USSR had apparently been inspired by the 1938 radio adaptation radio broadcast of the HG Wells story "War of the Worlds," produced by Orson Welles. The broadcast triggered panic in some listeners who tuned in and mistook it for a real-life alien invasion. (Though later students of the episode claim that the media of Welles' day vastly exaggerated the scale of public alarm over the broadcast.)
And those ET-looking aviators? They were scientific experiments created by the "Angel of Death," **** doctor Josef Mengele, for the USSR after the war. The flight was piloted remotely, according to accounts in the book, and was filled with a crew of "alien-like children."
According to Jacobsen's source, a retired engineer who was put on the project in 1978, the look of the human experiments could explain the alien conspiracy theories: "They were grotesquely deformed, but each in the same manner as the others. They had unusually large heads and abnormally shaped oversize eyes."
Is any of this true? There's no way to prove it. Documents surrounding the Roswell incident are still classified--as is virtually all information related to the mystery spot.
Still, lack of proof hasn't exactly stopped the book from sparking speculation on the media circuit and on the Web. In the last day, Yahoo! searches skyrocketed 3,000 percent for "area 51 book." And the tome is penned not by a crackpot conspirator, but a respected journalist.
Even the New York Times gives her credence, writing in its review: "Although this connect-the-dots UFO thesis is only a hasty-sounding addendum to an otherwise straightforward investigative book about aviation and military history, it makes an indelible impression. 'Area 51' is liable to become best known for sci-fi provocation."
But sci-fi provocation may be all the book generates. After all, without the government coming out and saying what happened back in 1947, even if there was no conspiracy, the stories of the "Roswell Incident" will remain just that.
 

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I swear, somewhere Robert Goddard is laughing his rear end off at the theories that have come out.
 

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I think something did happen at Roswell. But what it was who knows?

But this one really does make me laugh. Gotta be in the top ten of unbelievable.
 

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burmafrd;3953776 said:
I think something did happen at Roswell. But what it was who knows?

But this one really does make me laugh. Gotta be in the top ten of unbelievable.

Yeah I agree...I mean if you want to disprove the UFO thing...then how about something a little less fanciful and a little more believable.
 

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If (and when) the truth ever comes about Area 51 I'll still not care.
 

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big dog cowboy;3953800 said:
If (and when) the truth ever comes about Area 51 I'll still not care.

What if they uncover documents and your name is on the list of people who were...Probed and you have no memory of it?!?!?! :p:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953803 said:
What if they uncover documents and your name is on the list of people who were...Probed and you have no memory of it?!?!?! :p:

LOL, probably better than remembering it.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953780 said:
Yeah I agree...I mean if you want to disprove the UFO thing...then how about something a little less fanciful and a little more believable.
Uh, Robert Goddard's life work.
 

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Hostile;3953835 said:
Uh, Robert Goddard's life work.

Not sure if that was what it was or not.

I think his last work there was 5-10 years prior to the incident (whatever the incident was) in Roswell that now is known as the UFO theory or whatever people want to call it.

Again not saying it is, not saying it is not.
 

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People are no smarter than dogs.

Whenever I want my older dog to eat without the younger one around ...... I shine a flashlight beam on the wall and floor to distract the younger dog.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953839 said:
Not sure if that was what it was or not.

I think his last work there was 5-10 years prior to the incident (whatever the incident was) in Roswell that now is known as the UFO theory or whatever people want to call it.

Again not saying it is, not saying it is not.

i had no idea who he was but when i checked wikipedia (not the most reliable i know) it has him dead 2 years prior to the aliens/deformed russians/something else
 

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There was way too much military activity and a lot of it frantic in 1947 Roswell to have it been a weather baloon. Or anything normal. Now a top secret aircraft? Much more likely than russians.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953839 said:
Not sure if that was what it was or not.

I think his last work there was 5-10 years prior to the incident (whatever the incident was) in Roswell that now is known as the UFO theory or whatever people want to call it.

Again not saying it is, not saying it is not.
His death did not end the research there. That is why White Sands Missile Range is so close by as well as military bases.
 

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Hostile;3953680 said:
I swear, somewhere Robert Goddard is laughing his rear end off at the theories that have come out.

Goddard was a Ruskie. :muttley:
 

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Hostile;3953915 said:
His death did not end the research there. That is why White Sands Missile Range is so close by as well as military bases.

Actually Goddard had nothing to do with White Sands at all as regards why it was used. It was around at the time and nearby Los Alamos and the like.
 

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burmafrd;3953925 said:
Actually Goddard had nothing to do with White Sands at all as regards why it was used. It was around at the time and nearby Los Alamos and the like.


Actually, White Sands did have some involvement. Not necessarily with the UFOs but White Sands was involved with Goddard and LANL in that the early guidence systems for many of the devices that were being developed were done at White Sands.

However, I don't think that it was Aliens who did it so it's pretty much a dead end after that point I would imagine.

:laugh2:
 

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Let's see what Jesse has to say about Area 51....:)

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burmafrd;3953925 said:
Actually Goddard had nothing to do with White Sands at all as regards why it was used. It was around at the time and nearby Los Alamos and the like.
ABQ is exactly correct.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953780 said:
Yeah I agree...I mean if you want to disprove the UFO thing...then how about something a little less fanciful and a little more believable.

This is actually more unbelievable than a UFO.

Genetically engineered? In 1947?

That means that they had figured out how to engineer a human prior to 1930.
 
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