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HighTechDave

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October 25, 2006 The Dallas Morning News, Dallas, TX.--

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone again.








sorry, stole it from another forum.

if it is a repost, well screw me
 

jman

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HighTechDave;1118547 said:
October 25, 2006 The Dallas Morning News, Dallas, TX.--

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone again.







sorry, stole it from another forum.

if it is a repost, well screw me

Ba-Boom-Ching!

Thank you very much...HighTechDave will be here all week...LOL
 

the kid 05

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man i was feeling bad untell the last part, why didn't you post this in the main fourm?
 

bobtheflob

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I began to get suspicious of that one halfway through. One of those jokes like that white powder one that I'm sure has been said about every team.
 
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