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It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrities turned out
to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, as a crusty old man, he was still
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough, and
Jane Dough , plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly Dad, Pop Tart. He will be greatly missed.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
RIP Doughboy...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrities turned out
to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, as a crusty old man, he was still
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough, and
Jane Dough , plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly Dad, Pop Tart. He will be greatly missed.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
RIP Doughboy...
