Santos a Free Agent!

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joseephuss;2084499 said:
Who gets the Ding Dongs?

tomson75;2084664 said:
Romo. He likes to dress them in pink jerseys and invite them to the games. ;)


Way to stay on your feet tomson. Great call...............:bow:
 

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Hostile;2084670 said:
So you get to booze it up too. Is that a good vintage?

But of course, anything connected to me is a very good vintage...

Spirits, virgins and mirth... this too can all be yours, for a nominal fee...

OK, we don't offer you 72 virgins, there's just not enough to go around, but you don't have to DIE for ours, either...

Nope, all you have to do is pledge endless fealty to the Lord High Muckety-Muck...
 

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Santos has 2-3 offers on table to go to NFL camps -

Probably best served doing Warren Moon CFL thing with his skillset!

Amazing how popular Santos thread is here. You guys rock!
 

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Nors;2085398 said:
Santos has 2-3 offers on table to go to NFL camps -

Probably best served doing Warren Moon CFL thing with his skillset!

Amazing how popular Santos thread is here. You guys rock!
Actually we mock. It rhymes though.
 

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Nors;2085398 said:
Santos has 2-3 offers on table to go to NFL camps -

If he couldn't even stick with the QB-starved Chiefs, he has no shot of making it in the NFL...

Probably best served doing Warren Moon CFL thing with his skillset!

And who was it who first told you Ricky probably ought to learn to speak Canadian, eh??

Once again, you done went and made a fool of yourself, with your groupiesque adulation of a fringe talent... once again, you reveal how completely shallow, verging on nonexistent, your ability to evaluate talent is...
 

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Oh Ricky
you're so whack
But dont worry
Nors has your back
Hey Ricky, Hey Ricky

Oh Ricky
what a pity
you wont be the man
maybe u can go up north
be a football canadien

Oh Ricky
you're so $hitty
you cant complete a pass
yet Nors has his lips
planted firmly on your ---

ITs guys like you Ricky......
You really suck Ricky
Now get my fries Ricky
 

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Biggems;2085525 said:
Oh Ricky
you're so whack
But dont worry
Nors has your back
Hey Ricky, Hey Ricky

Oh Ricky
what a pity
you wont be the man
maybe u can go up north
be a football canadien

Oh Ricky
you're so $hitty
you cant complete a pass
yet Nors has his lips
planted firmly on your ---

ITs guys like you Ricky......
You really suck Ricky
Now get my fries Ricky

:cry2:

That's just beautiful, man... :grin2:
 

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Nors;2085398 said:
Amazing how popular Santos thread is here. You guys rock!
Yeah... Santos is the reason this thread is popular. We love him.
 

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Nors;2085398 said:
Amazing how popular Santos thread is here. You guys rock!
Like Kid Rock, The Rock, Rock of Love, Rock Hudson, Schoolhouse Rock, Rock formations, Rock paper sizzors, Hard Rock Cafe, Little Southern Rock, Rock Rapids, Rolling Rock, Chris Rock,
 

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Yeagermeister;2085840 said:
Maybe Ricky Santos can become the next Ricky Ray :laugh2:

The moral to this story is, if you want your kid to be an NFL quarterback, never name him Ricky...

Rickys smoke weed, grow dreadlocks, that kind of thing... keep them at running back...

Quarterback names are Troy, Roger, Tony...
 

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silverbear;2085953 said:
The moral to this story is, if you want your kid to be an NFL quarterback, never name him Ricky...

Rickys smoke weed, grow dreadlocks, that kind of thing... keep them at running back...

Quarterback names are Troy, Roger, Tony...

Joe, Jim, Terry, Fran, John, Warren, Eddie, Don, Sammy, Dan, Tom, Peyton

but definitely no Ricky...........
 
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