saying the alphabet, drunk

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you've seen it on videos, people in field sobriety tests being asked to say the alphabet, and stumbling over it, and you laugh and call them rednecks, etc.

but dude, or dudette, get smashed and record yourself trying to recite the ABC's

I remember my DUI stop, I got stuck on "P" lol
 
iRoot4Losers;2576354 said:
you've seen it on videos, people in field sobriety tests being asked to say the alphabet, and stumbling over it, and you laugh and call them rednecks, etc.

but dude, or dudette, get smashed and record yourself trying to recite the ABC's

I remember my DUI stop, I got stuck on "P" lol

...and you're proud of this?
 
Rowdy;2576516 said:
...and you're proud of this?

sure am

but seriously, just giving 1st-hand experience just how easy it is to screw up the alphabet, wasted
 
Just don't ever tell the cop, "I couldn't do that sober." You're just admitting you're drunk.
 
i always thought they tell you to do it backwards...not that i would know firsthand.

that's hard if you're straight.
 
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