Schottenheimer press conference chatter

[okstateCowboy]

Schotty makes millions a year and still gets that Great Clips $7.99 haircut special

 

[Zordon]

"Nobody more driven than Jerry."

 

[DasTex]

This offseason plan - just the tip

 

[Risen Star]

"We have one of the best if not the best. The ultimate leader." - Stephen on Dak Prescott

 

[goshann]

Wow way worse than i expected
Usually they can BS their way but they couldn’t figure out a way to tell a story here

 

[32BellyOption]

Are those Gloria Vanderbilt glasses Jethro is wearing?

 

[Machete]

These softball questions the media is throwing goes to show how spineless they truly are. Talk a good game on X and podcasts...but crush and cower when in the room. This is a preview of the media for the year as well. Grow a set of balls.

 

[The Ominous]

Jerruh calling Steve Spurrier lol

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I somehow hate the hire 10x more than I did 30 minutes ago. You can tell everyone is freestyling this thing. Even BS sounds like he's stunned he got this gig.

I've never seen a disaster like this PC. *** is everyone crying? Did a plane just crash or what? How are fans supposed to be excited when the parties themselves act like someone just died?

 

[rambo2]

Sure if my grade was on how to cry at a press conference, lets wait to see how the actual Football games go before you crown him.

Who crowned him?

 

[NDGAEDE]

"Typically we don't use free agency but we'll certainly look at it."

Couldn't even commit to actually doing it. 'We'll look at it'. Look at what you idiot? The way that other people fill their team with players?

 

[DasTex]

Are those Gloria Vanderbilt glasses Jethro is wearing?

Creeper specials

I tell my kids to keep away from people wearing those glasses

 

[32BellyOption]

"Nobody more driven than Jerry."

Wish someone would drive him to a nursing home and drop him off.

 

[rocknrobcowboy]

 

[jazzcat22]

Schotty makes millions a year and still gets that Great Clips $7.99 haircut special

We know we have hateful fans when trying to make fun of a persons hair.

 

[The Ominous]

Stalking the next door neighbors huh Jerry...

 

[goshann]

Well at least all the noise in the press is bothering them. They sound shaken.

 

[Mannix]

MY GOD....these questions suck!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cowboys93]

"This "drought" people say we're in".

With air quotes for drought.

Stephen Jones just said that.

No such thing as a drought when you’re leading in the pie in the sky championships

 

[MonsterD]

What the is Jerry talking about going to the next door neighbor, this is creepy.