Schottenheimer press conference chatter

[goshann]

Brian has become his second son
And they wanted him calling the plays
Jerry had a dream lol
Wow. Train wreck

 

[JPM]

Listening to Stephen Jones reminds me of this:

Fredo Jones.

 

[John813]

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All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Only thing that popped in my head when Jerry was rambling about trains.

 

[goshann]

Probably at least one of the reasons McCarthy walked.

Yep

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Thats about all I can take for this one....

My takeaways

• Schottenheimer isnt quite the silver tongued devil I expected him to be
• The Cowboys will be players in free agency....but most likely for budget guys...I'd guess lower priced guys replacing what we will be losing
• They've known they were hiring Schottenheimer for quite some time
• Dak is the best in the league
• Osmosis

And word salads

 

[Maverick84]

Imagine trying to grade Jerry's master thesis.

the teacher still isn't done reading it

 

[StylisticS]

lol what is this answer from Jerry?

 

[rambo2]

Thats about all I can take for this one....

My takeaways

• Schottenheimer isnt quite the silver tongued devil I expected him to be
• The Cowboys will be players in free agency....but most likely for budget guys...I'd guess lower priced guys replacing what we will be losing
• They've known they were hiring Schottenheimer for quite some time
• Dak is the best in the league
• Osmosis

They do have to sign some free agents to fill up the roster.

 

[Mannix]

After hearing him speak, I'm glad they gave him a shot. The players are behind him.

The others have left the island Gilligan.

 

[jblaze2004]

I wish Jerry and the Jones family announce they were selling the team today instead of signing a HC heck I would even take this HC signing if Jerry said they are selling the team today lol.

 

[DasTex]

I think Jerry thinks they are still filming a scene from Landman

 

[MonsterD]

Ping pong ball world series tell Jerry to live in that dream.

 

[rockytop989]

This has to be the longest press conference ever.

 

[StylisticS]

Did he even answer Tim Cowlishaw’s question?

 

[The Ominous]

Keep the dream alive Jerruh! While the rest of us are in a waking nightmare.

 

[NDGAEDE]

Are we all going to pretend the Deion thing never happened

 

[DasTex]

Father time is your clock Jerry...it's ticking

 

[John813]

Jerry hates clocks.

 

[rambo2]

This may be the least surprising take in this thread. Gratz.

I'm convinced that you guys aren't very smart.

 

[The Ominous]

Now we're rambling about clocks. Wowzers...