Seeing the future of the Cowboys and I like it

[GimmeTheBall!]

have to say that any story that starts this way does not end well

just a word to the wise

You are enigmatic. I prefer lots of fiber.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Pittman4Two is funny. I wish he would make a post, instead.

Words can hurt.

As for Messer Pittman you won't see him around no more. He went for some cannoli and never returned.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

You serious, Clark?

Absolutely, Sparky!

 

[DallasEast]

Blood, valor, and victory! Hah-HAH!

Joxer the Mighty
he's very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He's so handsome, it's a sin.

If you're in jeopardy,
don't call the cavalry.
There's a better remedy.
Although he doesn't work for free!

He's every man's trustee.
He's every woman's fantasy.
Plus, he's good with company.
Look out! (Holy gee!) He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty
Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!

Hah-HAH!​

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Blood, valor, and victory! Hah-HAH!

Joxer the Mighty
he's very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He's so handsome, it's a sin.

If you're in jeopardy,
don't call the cavalry.
There's a better remedy.
Although he doesn't work for free!

He's every man's trustee.
He's every woman's fantasy.
Plus, he's good with company.
Look out! (Holy gee!) He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty
Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!

Hah-HAH!​

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Is it easy to dance to?. .

 

[5Stars]

Well, some aspects of the future I like.


On my day off, I was watching the postal workers thow mail bags into awaiting trucks. When suddenly I began to see the future. I will not divulge some of the spicier things i saw but an willing to share the others.
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2015: Finally the Cowboys select a QB with the 1st pick overall in the draft. We pick Cony Tomo a walk-on from Middle Illinois State. He quickly devlops a big friendship with Escobar and they vacation together in Mexico with their wives. Cony goes on to thow many picks that season and we call him brilliant.

2016: Jerra step down. What we thought would be a year of celebration turned out to be a year of mourning because he bring in his nephew Jerry Jones III to run things. JJIII gets drunk in a bar and loudly says that 500 other coaches could coach the Cowboys with the same result of 2014. And he is right.

2017: We draft Mickey "The Plow" Overdusky from Michigan State as our RB. It does not pan out because he get homesick for ice fishing and them gals who like to go ice fishing. He don't stick around too long. (There is no moral to this one story but it is in the timeline so i decided to mention it.)

2017 (same year): Jerra, restless come back from retirement, send JJIII to Somalia to get a high-tech deal and resumes his destruction of the Dallas Cowboys. On that same season he hire Norv Turner to make sure the cowboys don't get far and half another 1st overall pick in the draft.

2018: This is a very bad year. I cant bear to tell you about it.
2019: The season starts off bad because we are made to forfeit two games for playing those Ukrainian mens in our backfield the previous year and importing Latvian womans to be cheerleaders and smile nicely for the mens.

2020: This is the year I am excited about. For a rundown send me a dollar and I will tell you.
2021: More of the same. Send me 2 dollah and I tell you about it.

that is all the future I saw. I hope you enjoy a glimpse to the future.

Bro...you need to come to Colorado. That whacky tobacky that they sell down in TX has you thinking stuff that you don't even know what to think!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Bro...you need to come to Colorado. That whacky tobacky that they sell down in TX has you thinking stuff that you don't even know what to think!

No, my brotha. No gateway drugs for me. Clean living and just chillin with Megellin. Also mah jong on Tuesdays, bowling on Thursday and being aerodynamic for when I fight. You go down that road mister. Me I am cleaner than . . . than Tim Tebow after a date.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Well, some aspects of the future I like...

 

[iRepDatStar]

Op really wasted his time with this.. also my time since i read this pos thread.. whats wrong with this forum?

 

[jason54858]

Why would Jerry's nephew be named Jerry Jones III?

FYI, If you doing "European monarchy name rules" then there needs to be a Jerry Jones II before you have a 3rd.

 

[IrishAnto]

Well, some aspects of the future I like.


On my day off, I was watching the postal workers thow mail bags into awaiting trucks. When suddenly I began to see the future. I will not divulge some of the spicier things i saw but an willing to share the others.
https://encrypted-tbn1.***NOT-ALLOWED***/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9Vy_LEwIqljQ5AkP051qfY4tmDpkxy_5bGFmaROWAAdO4BcnhFA

2015: Finally the Cowboys select a QB with the 1st pick overall in the draft. We pick Cony Tomo a walk-on from Middle Illinois State. He quickly devlops a big friendship with Escobar and they vacation together in Mexico with their wives. Cony goes on to thow many picks that season and we call him brilliant.

2016: Jerra step down. What we thought would be a year of celebration turned out to be a year of mourning because he bring in his nephew Jerry Jones III to run things. JJIII gets drunk in a bar and loudly says that 500 other coaches could coach the Cowboys with the same result of 2014. And he is right.

2017: We draft Mickey "The Plow" Overdusky from Michigan State as our RB. It does not pan out because he get homesick for ice fishing and them gals who like to go ice fishing. He don't stick around too long. (There is no moral to this one story but it is in the timeline so i decided to mention it.)

2017 (same year): Jerra, restless come back from retirement, send JJIII to Somalia to get a high-tech deal and resumes his destruction of the Dallas Cowboys. On that same season he hire Norv Turner to make sure the cowboys don't get far and half another 1st overall pick in the draft.

2018: This is a very bad year. I cant bear to tell you about it.
2019: The season starts off bad because we are made to forfeit two games for playing those Ukrainian mens in our backfield the previous year and importing Latvian womans to be cheerleaders and smile nicely for the mens.

2020: This is the year I am excited about. For a rundown send me a dollar and I will tell you.
2021: More of the same. Send me 2 dollah and I tell you about it.

that is all the future I saw. I hope you enjoy a glimpse to the future.

Me likey yours crystal balls viewings.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Me likey yours crystal balls viewings.

Stick with me, then. I will show you the way to the Supreme Truth.