Serious question for die hards

[Floatyworm]

Fans! Is there any liquor that will make me like Garrett? I think I'm pissing off @Idgit and I don't want to get sent to the pit of mysery.

Silly people...It's not always about the drink. Sometimes it's about how it's consumed. Gitter dun....

 

[Trouty]

Silly people...It's not always about the drink. Sometimes it's about how it's consumed. Gitter dun....

The only way to shotgun a beer is with a ziplock bag or a key/knife

 

[CCBoy]

Fans! Is there any liquor that will make me like Garrett? I think I'm pissing off @Idgit and I don't want to get sent to the pit of mysery.

Definitely Don Padron...as it ALWAYS makes one mellow and COOL.

 

[Floatyworm]

The only way to shotgun a beer is with a ziplock bag or a key/knife

Yeah...I learned the hard way...about died in my 20's doing a 6 pack in under 5 seconds...The whole damn party was in shock when I pulled it off. The problem was the air trapped inside my lungs. I literally thought my chest was gonna explode. But like a champ...I pulled through....then proceed to do it again....to prove it wasn't a fluke. Should have got a gold jacket that night.

 

[ShortRound]

Yeah...I learned the hard way...about died in my 20's doing a 6 pack in under 5 seconds...The whole damn party was in shock when I pulled it off. The problem was the air trapped inside my lungs. I literally thought my chest was gonna explode. But like a champ...I pulled through....then proceed to do it again....to prove it wasn't a fluke. Should have got a gold jacket that night.

I slammed a triple whiskey when I was 15 once. I thought you drank it like beer.
I had an immediate pain in my neck and had to sit down for a few minutes.

 

[Alexander]

190 proof. We used to mix it with Grape Kool Aid when I was young and stupid. Purple Jesus...those were the days.

Or "hunch punch", for those of you that were not religious.

 

[Alexander]

Yeah...I learned the hard way...about died in my 20's doing a 6 pack in under 5 seconds

Physically impossible, but it you feel saying this works for you, go on.

 

[The Dark Bishop]

Silly people...It's not always about the drink. Sometimes it's about how it's consumed. Gitter dun....

I'm just glad you meant shotgunning. I would have rolled if you meant taking alcohol anally. Many have died that way while some singers swear by it.

 

[Floatyworm]

Physically impossible, but it you feel saying this works for you, go on.

And you were saying...



Only difference was I had a 2 liter bottle...

 

[CF74]

Mind if I do a J?

 

[TwoDeep3]

Fans! Is there any liquor that will make me like Garrett? I think I'm pissing off @Idgit and I don't want to get sent to the pit of mysery.

I tried mixing some China White in with my Acapulco Gold and do a Yager shooter after each toke. When my high-o-meter was pegged in the red I found myself staring out the window, surprisingly aroused by my neighbor's wife who is 4'11", and tipping out at about 260. And she grows a much better mustache then I.

Turning back to the game, my discontent was made glorious by the Redheaded son of Jones. I still wanted Garrett fired.

 

[Ranching]

I tried mixing some China White in with my Acapulco Gold and do a Yager shooter after each toke. When my high-o-meter was pegged in the red I found myself staring out the window, surprisingly aroused by my neighbor's wife who is 4'11", and tipping out at about 260. And she grows a much better mustache then I.

Turning back to the game, my discontent was made glorious by the Redheaded son of Jones. I still wanted Garrett fired.

Lol! That's some gooood stuff.

 

[aria]

Fans! Is there any liquor that will make me like Garrett? I think I'm pissing off @Idgit and I don't want to get sent to the pit of mysery.

Lol. Nothing else. Just lol, literally.