Serious question for die hards

[Idgit]

Lol! Mix it with Captain Morgan and it palatable!

Don’t actually mix and drink bleach, kids.

Keeping it family friendly.

 

[pugilist]

Absinthe maybe

 

[Aven8]

Just a can of Rustoluem and a brown paper sack.

Then maybe after your third can you can like JG.

 

[Trouty]

I've never had good absinthe that actually made me trip. It just tasted like Jager.

 

[Trouty]

Just a can of Rustoluem and a brown paper sack.

Then maybe after your third can you can like JG.

Whippets!!! Woot! Gotta keep my eyes on you, Aven. You a bad boy!

 

[Jake]

Pretty sure I'm going to retire to one of the states where weed is legal. That'll make the full-blown senile years of Jerrah easier to take.

 

[TheDude]

absinthe

 

[ksadler1]

Redds Apple Ale

 

[Hardline]

My homemade peach cobbler moonshine might do the trick.

 

[The Dark Bishop]

190 proof. We used to mix it with Grape Kool Aid when I was young and stupid. Purple Jesus...those were the days.

Oh I remember the days..... Buy a pint and a full size watermelon. Cut a small hole in the watermelon and add the pint. Wait 12 hours or more and enjoy the watermelon.

 

[ShortRound]

Fans! Is there any liquor that will make me like Garrett? I think I'm pissing off @Idgit and I don't want to get sent to the pit of mysery.

Coke and hookers maybe

 

[Idgit]

I've never had good absinthe that actually made me trip. It just tasted like Jager.

You get the stuff made with actual wormwood? The stuff they sell over the counter doesn’t have the same active ingredients.

 

[Trouty]

You get the stuff made with actual wormwood? The stuff they sell over the counter doesn’t have the same active ingredients.

I have no idea, Idg, as this was in 2007-going-on-2008 New Years Eve. From memory, I seem to remember asking and being told that it was legit. Probably not, tho, as we got it from a local liquor store.

I’ve heard that even good absinthe isn’t all that as far as tripping goes. But this is coming from gnarly drug addicts, tho, so...

 

[Bigdog]

I always go sailing with the Captain and sometimes Coke comes along.

 

[Ranching]

Coke and hookers maybe

Lol! I was at my club a couple of weeks back and a golfer ran up to the bar and ordered 2 double vodkas and Coke. I asked what's your hurry, he said I'm playing with two 80 year olds! I could use three lines of coke and two hookers!

 

[Aven8]

Whippets!!! Woot! Gotta keep my eyes on you, Aven. You a bad boy!

No paint for me......I prefer glue. Lol

 

[Jake]

When I've had enough to drink, like now, I imagine things like this (along with non-football related fantasies):

 

[Tabascocat]

May I suggest poison? You won't have to see him much longer.......

 

[yimyammer]

Is there any liquor that will make me like Garrett?

get one of those ostrich holes

 

[Trouty]

Coke and hookers maybe

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