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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Screw it. I'm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But screw that. Dumpoff passes are for baby girls. I'm fricking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes me excited.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Screw that. That's sissy. Button hook? Pansy. Flare out? Girly. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fricking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that crap. You gotta grab that game by the throat and pound the ever-loving crap out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pansy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wants me. I bet she liked it. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh crap. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fricking great to throw that bomb. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm a gunslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I make love. That's how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But screw that. Dumpoff passes are for baby girls. I'm fricking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes me excited.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Screw that. That's sissy. Button hook? Pansy. Flare out? Girly. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fricking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that crap. You gotta grab that game by the throat and pound the ever-loving crap out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pansy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wants me. I bet she liked it. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh crap. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fricking great to throw that bomb. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm a gunslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I make love. That's how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.
