Shoddy vs Winning Teams

DAL 2-4
13
FINAL
23
GB 4-2
Game Stats
FINAL
DAL
Passing Dak Prescott 34/54, 258 YDS, 1 TD, 2 INT
Rushing Javonte Williams 11 CAR, 41 YDS, 1 TD
Receiving George Pickens 6 REC, 73 YDS
GB
Passing Jordan Love 23/41, 276 YDS, 1 TD, 1 INT
Rushing Pierre Strong Jr. 11 CAR, 28 YDS
Receiving Matthew Golden 6 REC, 104 YDS, 1 TD
1234 T
DAL - - - - 13
GB - - - - 23

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Brian Schottenheimer is 1-8-1 against winning teams. Note: using current records for this year, so it might be subject to change.

1-8-1. You'd think the law of averages would mean we'd luck into another win or 2. He's awful. In a league with pretty strong parity, coaching really matters, and his record against winners shows that he just doesn't bring anything to the table that suggests he gives us any kind of competitive advantage.
 
Brian Schottenheimer is 1-8-1 against winning teams. Note: using current records for this year, so it might be subject to change.

1-8-1. You'd think the law of averages would mean we'd luck into another win or 2. He's awful. In a league with pretty strong parity, coaching really matters, and his record against winners shows that he just doesn't bring anything to the table that suggests he gives us any kind of competitive advantage.
Very very strong post backed by facts.
 
Very very strong post backed by facts.
Except I'm not sure that's accurate. I could've sworn I ran some numbers and although he doesn't have a winning record, he does have more than a single win. I based it on teams that had a winning record coming into the game.
 
Brian Schottenheimer is 1-8-1 against winning teams. Note: using current records for this year, so it might be subject to change.

1-8-1. You'd think the law of averages would mean we'd luck into another win or 2. He's awful. In a league with pretty strong parity, coaching really matters, and his record against winners shows that he just doesn't bring anything to the table that suggests he gives us any kind of competitive advantage.
So what you're saying is Dak and Schnotty are two peas in a pod. Dak isn't worth a crap against winning teams either.
 
Snotty has to go! He is holding this offense back with his disastrous play calling and inability to have this team prepared. He has the keys to a Ferrari and drives it like a Pinto. Another wasted season I'm afraid.
 
Brian Schottenheimer is 1-8-1 against winning teams. Note: using current records for this year, so it might be subject to change.

1-8-1. You'd think the law of averages would mean we'd luck into another win or 2. He's awful. In a league with pretty strong parity, coaching really matters, and his record against winners shows that he just doesn't bring anything to the table that suggests he gives us any kind of competitive advantage.
Ouch!
 
Brian Schottenheimer is 1-8-1 against winning teams. Note: using current records for this year, so it might be subject to change.

1-8-1. You'd think the law of averages would mean we'd luck into another win or 2. He's awful. In a league with pretty strong parity, coaching really matters, and his record against winners shows that he just doesn't bring anything to the table that suggests he gives us any kind of competitive advantage.
Ok, sure, but have you seen how cool he looks with a visor on backwards?
 
Brian Schottenheimer is 1-8-1 against winning teams. Note: using current records for this year, so it might be subject to change.

1-8-1. You'd think the law of averages would mean we'd luck into another win or 2. He's awful. In a league with pretty strong parity, coaching really matters, and his record against winners shows that he just doesn't bring anything to the table that suggests he gives us any kind of competitive advantage.
No worries. Jerry let a completely unqualified guy, Garrett the robot clapping monkey try his hand at being an NFL head coach for ten years. Jerry might let Ol’ Schotty get at least five years. And the hc makes no difference in Dallas as their only job is to pay for Jerry”s shortcomings as a GM.
 
I feel a, "I hate Jerry thread" popping up today from Robert or Arthur. We haven't seen one in a day.
I'll give the HC and excuse, "How can you win when you have dak" That should be a thread.
 

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