Shortest books ever written

[Da Hammer]

these are always hilarious and its a bye week so lets do shortest books ever written NFL style!

"How not to be an embarassment of an NFL team" by Miami Dolphins co-written by oakland raiders

 

[Hostile]

How to train your dog - Michael Vick

 

[tomson75]

A Traveler's Guide to Great Britain by Channing Crowder.

 

[Big Dakota]

My Mensa years. By Clinton Portis

 

[tomson75]

Recognizing Football Talent by eduncan

 

[tomson75]

My Mensa years. By Clinton Portis

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The Dog Whisperer-Michael Vick

How to Raise Your Sons-Andy Reid

A Talent Guide-Clinton Portis, foreward by Daniel Snyder, ghost-written by Joe Gibbs, edited by Vinny Cerrato

 

[ejthedj]

How to run a modern passing offense by Joe Gibbs.

How to play grind it out football by Mike Martz

How to keep your mouth shut by T.O. (somehow i think this one would be long anyway)

How to be objective sports journalists by the Entire ESPN cast

:laugh2:

 

[Da Hammer]

This will never stop being funny!

"how to win a SB" by the Philadelphia Eagles
:trophy:

 

[jwitten82]

"How to be a Poised Quarterback" by Jason Campbell

 

[tomson75]

Nothing but Class by Bill Belichick

 

[Doomsday]

Performing Under Pressure by A-Rod
Add Muscle the Natural Way by Shawn Merriman
10 Ways to a Womans Heart by Richard Simmons

 

[Da Hammer]

"How to be a Poised Quarterback" by Jason Campbell

co-written by Eli Manning

 

[tomson75]

How NOT to Be a Slut by Tony Romo

 

[Big Dakota]

Chicken Soup for the Champions Soul by Donovan McNabb co written by Momma McNabb

 

[SultanOfSix]

"How to Win SBs" by The Buffalo Bills

Man, my many friends who are Buffalo fans would kill me if I said this to them.

 

[jwitten82]

How NOT to Be a Slut by Tony Romo

:laugh2:
​

 

[Achozen]

We Talkin' Bout Practice By Plaxico Burress

(Prologue by Allen Iverson)

 

[Doomsday]

The Good Girl by Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

 

[31Rwilliams]

"How to be a shutdown corner" by Deangelo Hall