Shotty addresses the team [humor]

[Denim Chicken]

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Redsfan_83]

This guy could pass for Adam Sandler

 

[Ranching]

Schottenheimer Sucks!

 

[DandyDon52]

that was funny !

 

[BoysForLife]

That was absolute gold

 

[big dog cowboy]

Schottenheimer Sucks!

I thought Garrett sucks. Did we strike gold twice?

 

[maryquality]

LMAO!! Perfect!!

 

[OGSixshooter]

I thought Garrett sucks. Did we strike gold twice?

Garrett was a lackluster Gameday Coach and he didn't give his team a schematic advantage going into matchups. But he was good at personnel and having his teams show up and play hard.

I can't say anything good about NoSchott. Including his post game speeches. His father was a pretty good coach in his day, but I never liked Martyball or his father's postgame speeches.

 

[Rayman70]

Should we take Schotty to the side and tell him we kinda suck and it's not something to celebrate? Or just allow him to slowly realize it?

 

[xwalker]

Which CZ member is that...

 

[Dorsett99Yards]

We're 4-5... let's party like it's 1999. Let's dig Prince up and party with him like it's 1999. Let's dig up Kurt Cobain, bring back out teen spirit and party with him like it's 1999. He'll let's just party until 1999 comes back around. Go Cowboys!!!!!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Hahahaha


Also, watch the original. Dak looks fed up with Schotty lol

 

[SlammedZero]

That was great. Usually those social media parodies miss, but that one had me laughing.

 

[CWR]

I thought Garrett sucks. Did we strike gold twice?

If Garrett was gold Schottenheimer is platinum.