Skip Bayless in The Onion

[SultanOfSix]

Off topic, so feel free to move it elsewhere moderators, but since Skip Bayless is often mentioned here, I thought posting this here would provide some humor (if it hasn't already been posted): http://www.theonion.com/articles/cancer-diagnosed-with-skip-bayless,35368/

 

[TwentyOne]

I am sorry. I dont think such comparisons are funny.

I know most people today are like that. They like to humiliate others just to have a laugh. I do not like that kind of "lifestyle".

Every man deserves respect. Humiliating people in my opinion comes from not having enough self confidence. People should care about their own necessities. Then life gives you enough to feel good about and there will be no need to talk bad about others.

 

[JPostSam]

I am sorry. I dont think such comparisons are funny.

I know most people today are like that. They like to humiliate others just to have a laugh. I do not like that kind of "lifestyle".

Every man deserves respect. Humiliating people in my opinion comes from not having enough self confidence. People should care about their own necessities. Then life gives you enough to feel good about and there will be no need to talk bad about others.

yes.

also, steven a. smith is much worse.

 

[Bullflop]

Wow, that crap is brutal, even in jest. The author should have his nuts thumped.

 

[burmafrd]

bayless and smith are both wastes of flesh

 

[the_h0wey]

I am sorry. I dont think such comparisons are funny.

I know most people today are like that. They like to humiliate others just to have a laugh. I do not like that kind of "lifestyle".

Every man deserves respect. Humiliating people in my opinion comes from not having enough self confidence. People should care about their own necessities. Then life gives you enough to feel good about and there will be no need to talk bad about others.

You obviously have never heard Skip Bayless speak. He's an idiot and deserves everything he gets and more.

 

[Blackspider214]

Some people must be new to The Onion. This is nothing new for them. I love The Onion and their work.

 

[Rogah]

They've actually gone after Bayless a couple times before. I think this article is hilarous:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/all-sports-to-cease-so-skip-bayless-has-nothing-to,17267/

 

[WV Cowboy]

It's the Onion, .. it's tongue in cheek, .. don't get your drawers in a drivel.

It's what they do.

Bayless loves it.

 

[SirLK26]

Off topic, so feel free to move it elsewhere moderators, but since Skip Bayless is often mentioned here, I thought posting this here would provide some humor (if it hasn't already been posted): http://www.theonion.com/articles/cancer-diagnosed-with-skip-bayless,35368/

lmao, that is hilarious.

"“Unfortunately right now there is no cure for Skip Bayless...It resists nearly everything we throw at it. It just continues to attack relentlessly without listening to a single thing. It pains me to say that fighting it is a completely futile effort.”

“It tests your faith, even as a doctor, to see cancer saddled with something horrible like Skip Bayless,”

I agree with previous posters that Bayless deserves everything thrown his way. He's a f****** blowhard who won't listen to reason, no matter how obvious it is that he's wrong; although that could be because I only see him debating with Stephen A. Smith. That particular joke isn't as much of a f****** blowhard as Bayless, but every time he opens his mouth, it's to spout out a ridiculous, predictive rhetoric in which he always uses the exact same irritating tones and manners of speech. First Take is the only thing on Earth that can make me lose faith in humanity, feel condescendingly better about my level of intelligence, and give me fits of laughter, all at the same time.

 

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

http://www.***BANNED-URL***/sports/...skip-bayless-the-most-hated-man-in-sports.ece

 

[Rogah]

Funny thing is, Skip Bayless never bothered me all that much..... it's that attention ***** Woody Paige (with his oh-so-clever chalkboard) that I can't stand. He is the primary reason I don't watch ATH, which would otherwise be tolerable without him.

 

[casmith07]

yes.

also, steven a. smith is much worse.

Stephen A. knows what he's talking about when it comes to basketball, though. I always value what he says in that regard.

 

[OhSnap]

Really a nice piece of creative writing and it's funny because it's true.