landryscorner
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We've been giving Gibbs and the rest of the skins like portis a hard time, it's time to give some to their errant spending goof off owner Snyder, and to kick this off I have some inside scoops on Snyder.....here we go....
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With Tom Cruise's help Snyder just had his E-meter readings at Scientology Headquarters the results....economical psychosis and early childhood rejection. Their analisys: Give us your money
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Snyder just received a call from the NFL commissioner advising him that according to their records the Commanders have gone over the salary cap this year. Snyder's response "There is a salary cap in fantasy football?"
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....After repetitive attacks from Native American Groups against the Washington Commanders claiming that the "Commanders" name logo is racial, Snyder has agreed to change his clubs name to the "Filthy Savages" inciting that it is more with the times, doesn't single out any one group, and that it's more in your face.
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Under the Guidance of Daniel Snyder the Washington Commanders have begun a program called "Operation Hush Puppy" in which they will try to sway Michael Vick to join the Commanders after his prison term is over. Rehabilitation
will start immediately after release, and the Commanders have hired Dr. Phil to
spearhead the effort.........Dr. Phil's response and strategy: Lots of hugs, a lot of hugs..... forgiveness for michael....the Commanders organization as a whole has a very good rehabilitation program that has worked wonders for some of it's troubled players, we plan to use these same measures on Vick with maybe some slight adjustments......
http://i182.***BLOCKED***/albums/x294/tejano2828/Michael_Vick.jpg
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With Tom Cruise's help Snyder just had his E-meter readings at Scientology Headquarters the results....economical psychosis and early childhood rejection. Their analisys: Give us your money
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Snyder just received a call from the NFL commissioner advising him that according to their records the Commanders have gone over the salary cap this year. Snyder's response "There is a salary cap in fantasy football?"
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....After repetitive attacks from Native American Groups against the Washington Commanders claiming that the "Commanders" name logo is racial, Snyder has agreed to change his clubs name to the "Filthy Savages" inciting that it is more with the times, doesn't single out any one group, and that it's more in your face.
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Under the Guidance of Daniel Snyder the Washington Commanders have begun a program called "Operation Hush Puppy" in which they will try to sway Michael Vick to join the Commanders after his prison term is over. Rehabilitation
will start immediately after release, and the Commanders have hired Dr. Phil to
spearhead the effort.........Dr. Phil's response and strategy: Lots of hugs, a lot of hugs..... forgiveness for michael....the Commanders organization as a whole has a very good rehabilitation program that has worked wonders for some of it's troubled players, we plan to use these same measures on Vick with maybe some slight adjustments......
http://i182.***BLOCKED***/albums/x294/tejano2828/Michael_Vick.jpg
