SNYDER Scoops this just in... HE's a MORON

[landryscorner]

Couldn't help it as much as I hate the Giants and Packers I also hate the Commanders very much, had to bring back one of my Old posts...enjoy..






We've been giving Gibbs and the rest of the skins like portis a hard time, it's time to give some to their errant spending goof off owner Snyder, and to kick this off I have some inside scoops on Snyder.....here we go....
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With Tom Cruise's help Snyder just had his E-meter readings at Scientology Headquarters the results....economical psychosis and early childhood rejection. Their analysis: Give us your money
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Snyder just received a call from the NFL commissioner advising him that according to their records the Commanders have gone over the salary cap again. Snyder's response "There's a salary cap?"

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....After repetitive attacks from Native American Groups against the Washington Commanders claiming that the "Commanders" name logo is racial, Snyder has agreed to change his clubs name to the "Filthy Savages" inciting that it is more with the times, doesn't single out any one group, and that it's more in your face.
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Under the Guidance of Daniel Snyder the Washington Commanders have begun a program called "Operation Hush Puppy" in which they will try to sway Michael Vick to join the Commanders after his prison term is over.

Rehabilitation will start immediately after release, and the Commanders have
hired Dr. Phil tospearhead the effort.........Dr. Phil's response and strategy...... "Lots of hugs, a lot of hugs"..... "forgiveness for michael"....the Commanders organization as a whole has a very good rehabilitation program that has worked wonders for some of it's troubled players, we plan to use these same measures on Vick with maybe some slight adjustments......

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[LeonDixson]

 

[Naes]

Horribly written and complete unfunny. Don't quit your day job.

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/09/21/Week3/4.html

Good Guys of the Week

Washington owner Dan Snyder, St. Louis quarterback Marc Bulger.

The Rams, Mike McGuire's favorite team, aren't home when McGuire will be in St. Louis, but Snyder and Bulger stepped up to take care of that. Snyder will host McGuire, wife Pam, and the brother of the wounded Koulchar at the Rams-Commanders game Oct. 12. And Bulger, whose foundation provides care and R&R for American troops, will host McGuire at Rams Park.

You think those things don't mean a lot? McGuire, like so many of our soldiers, lives for the NFL, plans his week around it, talks endlessly about it out on patrol. And for the owner of the Commanders and the quarterback of his favorite team to take the time and effort to recognize him ... it's something McGuire will remember for the rest of his life.

 

[xobwej]

Good stuff. Keep 'em coming.



:suxskins:

 

[DaBoys4Life]

 

[Hypnotoad]

Was reading some stuff for school and found this nugget:

Years ago, when the legendary football coach George Allen coached the Washington Commanders, there was a story that he interviewed a college football player in order to decide whether he should be drafted. During the interview, Allen asked the player what he would do if a fly were bothering him during the interview. When the player described the violent manner in which he would catch and kill the fly, Allen, the story goes, told him that that was the best "fly killing" story he had ever heard and used a high pick on the player.

Thought it was amusing given the Commanders history with the draft.

 

[Sonny#9]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/09/21/Week3/4.html

Good Guys of the Week

Washington owner Dan Snyder, St. Louis quarterback Marc Bulger.

The Rams, Mike McGuire's favorite team, aren't home when McGuire will be in St. Louis, but Snyder and Bulger stepped up to take care of that. Snyder will host McGuire, wife Pam, and the brother of the wounded Koulchar at the Rams-Commanders game Oct. 12. And Bulger, whose foundation provides care and R&R for American troops, will host McGuire at Rams Park.

You think those things don't mean a lot? McGuire, like so many of our soldiers, lives for the NFL, plans his week around it, talks endlessly about it out on patrol. And for the owner of the Commanders and the quarterback of his favorite team to take the time and effort to recognize him ... it's something McGuire will remember for the rest of his life.

Woah, woah...I thought Snyder was a cold-hearted jerk who only cared about money. This can't possibly be true. I mean EVERYONE in the media says so. There is no way he'd host an OPPOSING fan to watch his favorite team...

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Hush puppy? gotta love it.

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

Horribly written and complete unfunny. Don't quit your day job.

Hata n da House....

 

[BehindEnemyLinez]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/09/21/Week3/4.html

Good Guys of the Week

Washington owner Dan Snyder, St. Louis quarterback Marc Bulger.

The Rams, Mike McGuire's favorite team, aren't home when McGuire will be in St. Louis, but Snyder and Bulger stepped up to take care of that. Snyder will host McGuire, wife Pam, and the brother of the wounded Koulchar at the Rams-Commanders game Oct. 12. And Bulger, whose foundation provides care and R&R for American troops, will host McGuire at Rams Park.

You think those things don't mean a lot? McGuire, like so many of our soldiers, lives for the NFL, plans his week around it, talks endlessly about it out on patrol. And for the owner of the Commanders and the quarterback of his favorite team to take the time and effort to recognize him ... it's something McGuire will remember for the rest of his life.

Good for the midget! Even us Boys' fans know he isn't ALL bad (except when it comes to running a NFL team )...