So we almost had Rex Ryan running the defense a couple of years ago

[Risen Star]

I am assuming he's talking about McCarthy's last year when Zimmer was brought in.

 

[Reality]

I am assuming he's talking about McCarthy's last year when Zimmer was brought in.

My guess is he wanted a multi-year contract and Jerry likely wanted to only offer a 1-year because he wanted to keep the option open to move on from McCarthy.

From what I remember, Zimmer only wanted to coach one year so he was a much easier pick.

 

[stilltheguru]

Zimmer who isn't mentally checked out is a better defensive coach than Rex.

 

[exciter]

I am assuming he's talking about McCarthy's last year when Zimmer was brought in.

In his imagination yes!

 

[Risen Star]

Man, I just can't get over how fat the coaching staff would have been.

That was a real missed opportunity.

 

[cowboyec]

Man, I just can't get over how fat the coaching staff would have been.

That was a real missed opportunity.

for golden corral.

 

[cowboyec]

i'd rather have rex than the wonder kid.

 

[Rockport]

I am assuming he's talking about McCarthy's last year when Zimmer was brought in.

Who cares. Rex = SAS = Fallen Star

 

[Kwyn]

This guy …

I was on the dark web and found Rex’s actual contract demands

• When the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, Rex’s ring must be twice the size of Jerry’s with double the amount diamonds and white gold. The center has to be a huge sapphire shaped like a woman’s foot instead of a Star.
• At the victory celebration, Jerry and Stephen will be required to hoist Rex on their shoulders and carry him to the podium. Charlotte, barefoot, will walk ahead of the procession, showering the path with roses.
• All post game press conferences will be renamed the Post-Game Rex-A-Thon. Rex will be seated in the center on a mahogany riser, elevating him above Jerry and Stephen.
  • Clarence Hill gets the mic first but he has to read this from an index card:

Rex, given how utterly magnificent that defensive game plan was, how does it feel to out-scheme the entire league using only ten percent of your available brain power?"​

• The Rexgenius takes over Jerry’s slot on Shan & RJ, but if Shan questions anything about the defensive gameplan, Rex gets to fire him on the spot.
• A Hard Knocks crew must follow Rex 24/7. A laugh track will be included to make him appear funny when he says things like “I can fix this defense in a New York Minute”
• Total ban on closed-toe shoes at The Star in Frisco. Players, cheerleaders, front office, Jerry and Stephen, everyone. Sandals or bare feet only.
• Half of Gene’s art collection at AT&T Stadium must be immediately replaced with oil paintings of Sexy Rexy in various action poses. Yelling at a ref, partying with A-List celebrities, eating a snack, etc.

 

[Q_the_man]

Rex Ryan would be perfect, we hired his sorry brother when it should have been Rex.

Honestly I think Rex is a Cowboys fans deep inside.

 

[Hawkeye19]

Lol…. Talk about throwing a few more bars of soap into the soap opera. Rex would fit right in

 

[darthseinfeld]

I am assuming he's talking about McCarthy's last year when Zimmer was brought in.

I do remember Rex saying it wasnt a done deal with Zimmer yet. His hat may have been in the ring to some extent

 

[darthseinfeld]

Man, I just can't get over how fat the coaching staff would have been.

That was a real missed opportunity.

We should have brought in Charlie Weis too

 

[darthseinfeld]

This guy …

I was on the dark web and found Rex’s actual contract demands

• When the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, Rex’s ring must be twice the size of Jerry’s with double the amount diamonds and white gold. The center has to be a huge sapphire shaped like a woman’s foot instead of a Star.
• At the victory celebration, Jerry and Stephen will be required to hoist Rex on their shoulders and carry him to the podium. Charlotte, barefoot, will walk ahead of the procession, showering the path with roses.
• All post game press conferences will be renamed the Post-Game Rex-A-Thon. Rex will be seated in the center on a mahogany riser, elevating him above Jerry and Stephen.
  • Clarence Hill gets the mic first but he has to read this from an index card:

Rex, given how utterly magnificent that defensive game plan was, how does it feel to out-scheme the entire league using only ten percent of your available brain power?"​

• The Rexgenius takes over Jerry’s slot on Shan & RJ, but if Shan questions anything about the defensive gameplan, Rex gets to fire him on the spot.
• A Hard Knocks crew must follow Rex 24/7. A laugh track will be included to make him appear funny when he says things like “I can fix this defense in a New York Minute”
• Total ban on closed-toe shoes at The Star in Frisco. Players, cheerleaders, front office, Jerry and Stephen, everyone. Sandals or bare feet only.
• Half of Gene’s art collection at AT&T Stadium must be immediately replaced with oil paintings of Sexy Rexy in various action poses. Yelling at a ref, partying with A-List celebrities, eating a snack, etc.

Are there demands for his wife?

(google Rex Ryan Cuckold)

 

[Coogiguy03]

Get over it T-Rex

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

Jerry likes cheap coach deals

 

[JohnsKey19]

Rex alluded to this on ESPN during that 2024 season. He thought it was a done deal.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Rex alluded to this on ESPN during that 2024 season. He thought it was a done deal.

Yep. I remember that conversation. Big miss by Jerry.

 

[Pabst]

Man, I just can't get over how fat the coaching staff would have been.

That was a real missed opportunity.

Not many lunches would have been missed.

 

[sunalsorises]

In another few weeks he'll be hired to support Pettine.