So you think all turtles are slow?

[Yeagermeister]

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:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

What did the snail say that was riding on the turtle's back?





















Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Turtle walks into a police department precinct headquarters. Turtle says, "Help me, I was mugged by a gang of snails!"

Officer looks at him, says, "well what did they look like?"

Turtle thinks for a minute, "You know, it all happened so fast...."