Someone please explain our inability to get more than 30 yards per drive

[George]

I missed the game. I know our run game struggled. But, why did literally every drive stall?

 

[fifaguy]

Linehan and Garrett.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Easy. Dallas has the worst offensive scheme in the nfl. Also coaches that are beyond scared straight!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I am not saying it was aliens... But... It was aliens

 

[ScipioCowboy]

I am not saying it was aliens... But... It was aliens

Ginger aliens?

 

[SultanOfSix]

Garrett and Linehan went to their Tecmo Bowl playbook.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Ginger aliens?

I don't think they have hair.

 

[George]

We apparently don't have a clue at practice during the week and we don't adjust during the game.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

We apparently don't have a clue at practice during the week and we don't adjust during the game.

Someone reported that he said they practice hard... I wondered if he meant to say practiced hard to lose.

 

[Novacek84]

Because they had no more than one 20+ yard play per drive. Hard to score points when no big plays happen.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Linehan and Garrett.

 

[visionary]

I don't think they have hair.

We're they clapping?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

We're they clapping?

Hard to tell with those long spindly hands with only three fingers.

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

Easy. Dallas has the worst offensive scheme in the nfl. Also coaches that are beyond scared straight!

worse than Detroit?

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

its extremely hilarious at this point

 

[superonyx]

We're they clapping?

I believe they had these with them.

 

[StarBoyz83]

worse than Detroit?

Yes lol

 

[CyberB0b]

3rd string journeyman QB with a noodle arm.

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

Yes lol

that pretty much say it all.

 

[Lodeus]