Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings

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OK we all have a little bit of nerd in all of us .So are you with The Jedis or The Hobbits???

Me, I am with the Jedis.


Those Lord of The Rings movies annoyed me BIG TIME!!! Just a bunch of walking and I wanted to see those annoying Hobbits wiped out!!! .All the scraggley hair and high pitch voices remind me of annoying type dogs like those "Benji" type movies. Some cute scruffy little poochie.MAN I WANTED THEM TO DIE!!!!


So who are you with and why???
 
Blasphemy!

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Might as well group Harry Potter up against them. Me, I will take Star Wars but like all three.
 
As far as the quality of the movies go, it's no real contest...Lord of the Rings (if you don't count The Hobbit trilogy). And this is even if you restrict SW to the original trilogy.
 
OK we all have a little bit of nerd in all of us .So are you with The Jedis or The Hobbits???

Me, I am with the Jedis.


Those Lord of The Rings movies annoyed me BIG TIME!!! Just a bunch of walking and I wanted to see those annoying Hobbits wiped out!!! .All the scraggley hair and high pitch voices remind me of annoying type dogs like those "Benji" type movies. Some cute scruffy little poochie.MAN I WANTED THEM TO DIE!!!!


So who are you with and why???
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That said, May the Force be with you. Always. ;)
 
I wanted to see those annoying Hobbits wiped out!!! .All the scraggley hair and high pitch voices remind me of annoying type dogs like those "Benji" type movies. Some cute scruffy little poochie.MAN I WANTED THEM TO DIE!!!!

Easily won debate.
Only 3 words are required:
Jar Jar Binks
 
Blasphemy!

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~Borg cube confronts the Death Star~

Borg:
We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Officer: Admiral, they have locked on with a tractor beam.
Admiral: That little cube dares defy us? Ridiculous. Charge the main cannon and target that cube. You may fire when ready.

~main cannon fires~

Officer: No effect, Admiral.
Admiral: <Expletive!> um. Lord Vader. What should we do?
Vader: Open communications with that ship. This is Darth Vader of the Galactic Empire. Do not be proud of the technological terror you have constructed. The ability to defeat a Death Star is INSIGNIFICANT next to the power of The Force!

~a few seconds of silence~

Borg: You will be assimilated too.
Vader: <Expletive!>
 
~Borg cube confronts the Death Star~

Borg:
We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Officer: Admiral, they have locked on with a tractor beam.
Admiral: That little cube dares defy us? Ridiculous. Charge the main cannon and target that cube. You may fire when ready.

~main cannon fires~

Officer: No effect, Admiral.
Admiral: <Expletive!> um. Lord Vader. What should we do?
Vader: Open communications with that ship. This is Darth Vader of the Galactic Empire. Do not be proud of the technological terror you have constructed. The ability to defeat a Death Star is INSIGNIFICANT next to the power of The Force!

~a few seconds of silence~

Borg: You will be assimilated too.
Vader: <Expletive!>


All else fails when compared to the power of the Star Trek Universe!
 
Lord of the Rings -Metrosexual Elves. RIGHT BACK AT YA!!!

Your fighting a battle that was lost before it began & defending the unworthy:
Let compare quotes:
Legolas:"It is not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near… I can feel it."

Jar Jar: "Mesa Caused Mabbe One, Two-Y Lettle Bitty Axadentes, Huh? Yud-Say Boom Da Gassar, Den Crashin Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den Banished."

Binks makes mesa ears bleed.
 

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