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Statue Of Karl Malone Throws Elbow At Passerby
http://www.thebrushback.com/
SALT LAKE CITY, UT--Authorities in Salt Lake City are investigating a report that a statue of former Utah Jazz great Karl Malone threw a vicious elbow at a passerby on Monday. The victim, a woman in her 40’s, was taken to a nearby hospital with non-life threatening injuries. At least one witness was able to corroborate her story.
“I was sitting over on this bench reading the paper when I saw a woman approach the statue with a camera,” said Daniel Brown, 34. “I looked down and continued reading and then I heard a loud thump followed by a woman’s scream. When I looked up, she was lying on the ground bleeding. The statue was in the exact same position. There was nobody else in the vicinity. I know it sounds crazy, but it had to be the statue. Actually, since it’s Karl Malone, maybe it doesn’t sound all that crazy.”
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just a joke site if you dont already know, but I thought this was great
http://www.thebrushback.com/
SALT LAKE CITY, UT--Authorities in Salt Lake City are investigating a report that a statue of former Utah Jazz great Karl Malone threw a vicious elbow at a passerby on Monday. The victim, a woman in her 40’s, was taken to a nearby hospital with non-life threatening injuries. At least one witness was able to corroborate her story.
“I was sitting over on this bench reading the paper when I saw a woman approach the statue with a camera,” said Daniel Brown, 34. “I looked down and continued reading and then I heard a loud thump followed by a woman’s scream. When I looked up, she was lying on the ground bleeding. The statue was in the exact same position. There was nobody else in the vicinity. I know it sounds crazy, but it had to be the statue. Actually, since it’s Karl Malone, maybe it doesn’t sound all that crazy.”
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just a joke site if you dont already know, but I thought this was great
