Steelers K Jeff Reed Goes Bonkos Over An Absence Of Paper Towels

[WoodysGirl]

Posted by Mike Florio on February 14, 2009, 5:03 p.m.

Thirteen days ago, Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was preparing to win his second Super Bowl ring.

Jeff Reed

Little more than twelve hours ago, Reed was gettled saddled with two criminal counts.

All due to an absence of paper towels.

According to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, Reed “threw a tantrum” because of an empty paper towel dispenser at a convenience store.

He began yelling loudly, and used profanity. He also banged on the dispenser, and damaged it. Reed continued to use profanity after leaving the store.

The 29-year-old kicker eventually was arrested and charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

The Steelers likely won’t take any action against Reed. Especially if he needed the paper towels to clean up water that had been spilled during a nearby baptism.

 

[theebs]

someone was baptised at a convenience store?

That is odd. Was he with jarrod from subway?

Sounds like roid rage.

after looking at his picture, He looks like a member of the cast of sober house.

 

[Big Dakota]

Roid Rage

 

[Big Dakota]

someone was baptised at a convenience store?

That is odd. Was he with jarrod from subway?

Sounds like roid rage.

Dang you, a few seconds sooner.

 

[CF74]

Those dang STEALers strike again...

 

[Big Dakota]

someone was baptised at a convenience store?

That is odd. Was he with jarrod from subway?

Sounds like roid rage.

after looking at his picture, He looks like a member of the cast of sober house.

He looks like Bobcat.

 

[theebs]

He looks like Bobcat.

lol

He does.

I wonder what it was like to be a part of one of the worst films ever made......Hot to trot...!!

 

[bbgun]

put on a shirt, ******

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jeff Reed apparently thinks he's some hot **** that shouldn't be trifled with

 

[Bob Sacamano]

put on a shirt, ******

or do some freakin' crunches

 

[Big Dakota]

put on a shirt, ******

Haven't seen man boobs like that since Cheech Marin.

 

[theebs]

put on a shirt, ******

He looks like the hillarious scott krinsky who plays Jeff on Chuck.
http://img9.*************/img9/4922/417789505lry9.jpg

 

[Rampage]

Yeager Bomb!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

him in this photo kind of reminds me of that killer in Fargo, the tall, foreign one with the bleached hair

 

[CF74]

him in this photo kind of reminds me of that killer in Fargo, the tall, foreign one with the bleached hair

Bingo!!! I knew I'd seen that ugly mug before

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol, he also looks like the actor who was convicted of child molestation, or more popularly remembered in his role as the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[bbgun]

Oh good, ****** boy found a shirt. Me likey the hottie in yellow, though.

http://********.com/assets/resources/2007/06/jeffreed3.jpg

 

[Big Dakota]

him in this photo kind of reminds me of that killer in Fargo, the tall, foreign one with the bleached hair

You're a smooth smooth, you know.

 

[CF74]

Police cite Steelers kicker for restroom tantrum

By JOE MANDAK, Associated Press Writer 5 hours, 27 minutes ago
PITTSBURGH (AP)—Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed is in trouble with the police over some towels, but not the Terrible kind waved by his fans.
Pennsylvania state police say Reed threw a temper tantrum at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, a tiny borough about 35 miles east of Pittsburgh, because its restroom didn’t have any towels.
Reed has been cited for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, offenses similar to traffic tickets that carry a maximum fine of $300 and 90 days in jail each. Police said he broke the towel dispenser then used profane language to an employee and also outside the store.
“Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser as he was infuriated at the fact that there were no towels in it,” according to a news release by Trooper Shawn Askins, who issued the citations. The incident occurred Saturday about 2:50 a.m.

A message left on an answering machine at Reed’s home was not immediately returned.

Steelers spokesman Dave Lockett said the team wouldn’t have any immediate comment.
“We’re still gathering information right now,” Lockett said Saturday.
Reed made 27 of 31 field goals and 36 of 37 PATs for 117 points in his seventh season with the Steelers, which was capped by Pittsburgh’s 27-23 win over the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl.
Reed has made nearly 83 percent of his field goals (162 of 196) and scored 733 points for the Steelers in his career.


Caption the message.

 

[THUMPER]

He's going for the "Don King" look.

A kicker with a gut? Who'da thunk it?