Stephen: We go to teams all the time looking for a trade

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Stephen Jones: "We go to teams all the time looking for a trade"

Is there a more frightening phrase a cowboy fan can hear?

Can you imagine how GMs of other teams are salivating when they see Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Senile coming?

The Jones Doofuses probably have all 31 other teams sending them private jets to pick them up and take them to their city, just HOPING they try and negotiate with them.

Dallas: where other team's rejects can be cashed in for 4th round picks any time.

 

[ICP]

Liar

 

[sunalsorises]

Nobody calls for our players

Maybe not but they do call to unload trash for fourth-round picks.

 

[Chasing6]

Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones on potential trades, like they did to acquire Brandin Cooks and Stephon Gilmore two years ago: “We go to teams all the time. We’re fishing and looking for an efficient move that makes sense from a draft pick standpoint and a salary cap standpoint. We’re always in the market for that.

“Last year was a real exception because staring down the barrel, which most people don’t have, getting Dak signed, getting CeeDee signed and ultimately getting Micah signed, which is still our goal.”

I would not have used the Trance as an example either.

 

[ArtClink]

When a man who qualifies for his job because of his birth certificate and can’t be fired for any reason, I take whatever he says with 500 lb grain of salt.

Take it easy on “birth certificate” Jones. He spent three years memorizing the salary cap rules so he’s qualified to repeat those rules if asked and he’s not already drunk.

 

[ShortRound]

So he's confirming the lack of activity? Goof.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

When a man who qualifies for his job because of his birth certificate and can’t be fired for any reason, I take whatever he says with 500 lb grain of salt.

Just how much does a 500 pound grain of salt weight?

 

[Wildcat711]

Just how much does a 500 pound grain of salt weight?

clearly.. 500 pounds.. lol

 

[Wildcat711]

Sometimes I think they have someone come in here and have a quick look.

They seem to make excuses for things that we fans are pissed off at.

 

[KJJ]

We go looking to trade for other teams mistakes and offer good draft compensation for them.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

clearly.. 500 pounds.. lol

Thank you, the same as a 500 lb feather

 

[bewp7]

“hey its stephen jones we are looking to trade a 4th round pick!”

“oh what were u thinking?”

“well we dont want any good player but if u have any huge bust garbage player we are very interested and we can get a deal done right now!”

 

[Risen Star]

 

[gtb1943]

What is that old saying?

"Two hundred pounds of manure in a hundred pound sack?"

 

[Teague31]

Dumb and dumber at it again

 

[Coogiguy03]

Maybe not but they do call to unload trash for fourth-round picks.

Post of your career

 

[Carson]

I find this crazy.

What got Dallas over the top in the 90s?

Haley and Deion. “Big names”

 

[CWR]

He can't spit out three sentences without mentioning the cap.

 

[Wildcat711]

Pan out as well as what??

 

[morat1959]

Nice how a team that uses only the draft throws away fourth rounders like nothing.

These two will finally be exposed. Let’s see them try to keep selling 5-7 win seasons with their supposed grand plan.

I look forward to seeing this house burn!