Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

[Risen Star]

HAHA suck it, haters.

 

[Ranched]

MEANWHILE....

 

[CCBoy]

number 1 on offense? how can that be? I heard we have the worst offensive line in the NFL.

dak can't hit anybody because of the offensive line and nobody can run behind them. wow, how can they be number one?

You only need to matriculate the ball down the field...

 

[jazzcat22]

May be Number 1 offense. But lately they seem like just a NUMB offense.

With numb nuts Moore especially. what happened to this supposedly boy wonder.

 

[johneric8]

number 1 on offense? how can that be? I heard we have the worst offensive line in the NFL.

dak can't hit anybody because of the offensive line and nobody can run behind them. wow, how can they be number one?

One bit of truth is that the offensive line is indeed last in the NFL In terms of the time they allow Dak to drop back and throw. Tampa is first. How would Brady do with our lines pass blocking?

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Stuff like this is going to confuse the crap outta ya'll box score lookers when we're sent home early in the playoffs.

Ya'll just won't be able to understand how the #1 offense and #7 scoring defense didn't even make it to the Conference Championship game.

 

[Captain-Crash]

Brady would do like he always does. wins. dak does like he always does, gets scared, and throws wildly. how long does dak need to scan the field? minutes?

 

[Blake]

MEANWHILE....

Look. I get that the guy is a physical specimen, but I can't imagine anyone having energy for the grind at his age.

 

[fivetwos]

My opinion. We’re just a different team with a lead.

Lose offensive balance and ask Dak to throw more and we are terrible.

Ive seen this trend for years.

Funny how you can't just go ahead and grab a lead against the better teams.

Some point to LAC and NE.....yes, quality wins.

Go do it three weeks in a row and you almost have a championship.

 

[CATCH17]

Funny how you can't just go ahead and grab a lead against the better teams.

Some point to LAC and NE.....yes, quality wins.

Go do it three weeks in a row and you almost have a championship.

Just look at the Raiders game.. We go behind and it turns into a total pass happy circus .

 

[fivetwos]

I still think since that NE game something is wrong with his feet. He’s not the same QB.

I think it's called trying to not get hurt.

Either way something changed after NE.

It's as if they settled back into the complacent mode and/or something like they knew they'd win the division and prioritized health over everything.

They think they can win on the road in the playoffs. Maybe they can.

Doesn't help that two of the greatest of all time are in the way of just getting out of the conference.

 

[fivetwos]

May be Number 1 offense. But lately they seem like just a NUMB offense.

With numb nuts Moore especially. what happened to this supposedly boy wonder.

And if the Dallas Cowboys win the next five games he will suddenly not only be qualified to be a HC again, but be everyone's darling.

Just comical at how qualified these guys are is based on the play of guys they won't have in the new position.

That all said he is doing an awful job of adjusting to the leagues adjustments.

 

[Surfguy]

LAC and NE were big wins at the time they were won. Those teams aren't in the top squads now. You know...the ones we always seem to lay an egg against. I know everyone always says, "but look how we played the Bucs in week 1" where we lost by a FG but played well. Umm...that was WEEK ONE. That might as well have been last season.

Just beat one of these really good teams. Getting to a NFC Conference game would be a miracle and be called progress.

It's been twenty some-odd years. I'm tired of being on the Titanic of football.

 

[sunalsorises]

I'm here for the free stuff for my pipe to smoke. Did someone already claim it? Am I too late?

 

[Captain-Crash]

I wish those stats had shown up against Arizona. They looked confused and not ready to play.

that's not confused, that's the Ali rope a dope. dak's not dumb and slow on reads and panics, that's the dak a dope. he does this for 3 quarters then tries to win when the opponent is in cruise mode. sheesh, the dak a dope. that genius of the dak a dope.

 

[Hardline]

Do they give Lombardi's to the team with the best stats?

 

[Captain-Crash]

matriculate the ball down the field

ole Hank Stram

 

[Stash]

I'm here for the free stuff for my pipe to smoke. Did someone already claim it? Am I too late?

It looks like you're out of luck. The OP made his call-out thread and then cut and ran as soon as the legitimate questions started.

 

[jazzcat22]

Stuff like this is going to confuse the crap outta ya'll box score lookers when we're sent home early in the playoffs.

Ya'll just won't be able to understand how the #1 offense and #7 scoring defense didn't even make it to the Conference Championship game.

And you will be there waiting to say....I told you so....

 

[Kingofholland]

It's shocking the Cowboys can have the #1 offense after the terrible inconsistency.