GimmeTheBall!
Junior College Transfer
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Turn out the lights, mateys. The party is realy over. There is no life after this sordid, limp imitation of an NFL team this season.
Big Mac's hopes were an illusion.
Stephen is getting fatter and stupider.
Pretty boy Kellen will always make Jerry's heart flutter. And as a reward for his ineptitude? He'll be crowned HC at Boise State one day.
Mike Nolan's Defence will set new lows in QB pressures, sacks, INTs and yards allowed. Our D is so bad that the GiAiNTS and Washington arose like credible offensive machines. I have seen better arm tackles by Hailey Mills at Girl Explorer camp. LVE? He is a slow, chump who impresses only Jerry in the showers.
Bland and easily beguiled louts, IT WILL TAKE 5 YEARS TO REBUILD THIS HORRIFIC DEFENCE, AND BY THAT TIME ZEKE WILL LOOK LIKE BIG MAC'S TWIN BROTHER AND CD AND AMARI WILL BE 2ND TIER RECEIVERS AND THE OFFENCE LINE WILL BE 30TH IN THE NFL.
And, what? Sean Lee is still technically on the team???? Sean, in exactly what compromising position did you videotape Jerry for him to still owe you a salary, you soft and fragile punk? The girls in our CZ pep squad will say, "Sean Lee can coach!" Lee cant even coach himself!!!
So, you rabble who continue to beleve Jerry, enjoy this 5-11 season and subsequent 8-8 and, later, 8-9 seasons. As starry eyed denizens in the eternal grasp of Jerry, you'll make him richer and you seem stupider.
This team is headed to greatness in Bizarro World, but in this world it will make us look like the naive fans that we are.
Amen.
Badmitton is looking better and better every day, mateys.
Big Mac's hopes were an illusion.
Stephen is getting fatter and stupider.
Pretty boy Kellen will always make Jerry's heart flutter. And as a reward for his ineptitude? He'll be crowned HC at Boise State one day.
Mike Nolan's Defence will set new lows in QB pressures, sacks, INTs and yards allowed. Our D is so bad that the GiAiNTS and Washington arose like credible offensive machines. I have seen better arm tackles by Hailey Mills at Girl Explorer camp. LVE? He is a slow, chump who impresses only Jerry in the showers.
Bland and easily beguiled louts, IT WILL TAKE 5 YEARS TO REBUILD THIS HORRIFIC DEFENCE, AND BY THAT TIME ZEKE WILL LOOK LIKE BIG MAC'S TWIN BROTHER AND CD AND AMARI WILL BE 2ND TIER RECEIVERS AND THE OFFENCE LINE WILL BE 30TH IN THE NFL.
And, what? Sean Lee is still technically on the team???? Sean, in exactly what compromising position did you videotape Jerry for him to still owe you a salary, you soft and fragile punk? The girls in our CZ pep squad will say, "Sean Lee can coach!" Lee cant even coach himself!!!
So, you rabble who continue to beleve Jerry, enjoy this 5-11 season and subsequent 8-8 and, later, 8-9 seasons. As starry eyed denizens in the eternal grasp of Jerry, you'll make him richer and you seem stupider.
This team is headed to greatness in Bizarro World, but in this world it will make us look like the naive fans that we are.
Amen.
Badmitton is looking better and better every day, mateys.
