Strahan sounds like he's having a mental breakdown

[Gryphon]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

 

[tunahelper]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

He is Gay!

Well there are plently of day jobs available?

 

[dcboy]

It sounds to me like he may need to retire and see a few doctors.

 

[CantonBound08]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

I'm sorry. I don't really feel that bad for the guy.

1. It is his choice. He can always walk-away from the game and sell insurance.

2. You are being paid to play a game. I wish I had the talent and God given gifts to be able to perform physically at a high level like these guys.

3. You are getting paid millions of dollars to play said game. Money is not everything. If you don't want the money, or being stabbed by a "rusty old knife" then see #1.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Whoa.....Nillie!

 

[notherbob]

Aw, poor lil' Mickey Strahan; people are hitting him back and he's discovering it hurts. Life is horrible when people treat you the same way you treat them.

Perhaps his next book will be a manual on how to have a successful marriage by treating your wife with dignity and respect.

It's just a wild guess, of course, but I suspect life is going to be unkind to Lil' Mickey from now on. After he can no longer get the big money from pro football,and that's coming sooner than he thinks, where's he going to get the money he owes his ex-wife?

 

[Hostile]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

What a bunch of rubbish. Yeah you can tell every former player just absolutely hates the game and feels like someone stabbed them over and over and over with a white hot rusty knife. No one hangs on to their career too long in the NFL, they're too anxious to get away from that knife.

All this proves is that he can't write worth a crap.

 

[DallasEast]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

It reads like Strahan is playing the typical teenager in a Friday the 13th movie. I would end up screaming at the screen, "RUN, Strahan! Jason is right behind that door! Damn, now you're dead. Why didn't you listen to me? Why?

Oh, no... Run, Greg Ellis, RUN!"

 

[Cajuncowboy]

He's goofy.

 

[Future]

I understand that he doesnt like football anymore I guess. but he has no business being a writer

 

[TheSkaven]

I understand that he doesnt like football anymore I guess. but he has no business being a writer

That was my take on it too. It looks to me like he doesn't want to play football anymore.

 

[BouncingCheese]

Whatever. If it is such a hell, then leave. He is staying in the nfl to recoup some of the money his pig-wife took from him. I don't remember her stepping on the field and sacking the qb, regardless of their relationship..she doesn't deserve ish.

 

[Jimz31]

I'm sorry. I don't really feel that bad for the guy.

1. It is his choice. He can always walk-away from the game and sell insurance.

2. You are being paid to play a game. I wish I had the talent and God given gifts to be able to perform physically at a high level like these guys.

3. You are getting paid millions of dollars to play said game. Money is not everything. If you don't want the money, or being stabbed by a "rusty old knife" then see #1.

Agreed.

He's acting like this is something that he is being forced to do.

 

[J-DOG]

He should save the drama for his mama!

 

[superpunk]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

 

[Bleu Star]

STRAHAN: THE NFL IS HELL
by Richard Johnson
the NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252007/gossip/pagesix/strahan__the_nfl_is_hell_pagesix_.htm

April 25, 2007 -- PART of Michael Strahan's upcoming tell-all on pro football reads like the script of a sadistic slasher movie. "You want to be an NFL star? You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders." And the point of his bloodthirsty scenario? "That is the reality of my NFL," Strahan writes. "Every single year I have somebody sink this awful, dreadful blade into a few parts of my body."

A book from Gayhan... No thanks.