Sturm - The Morning After: Eagles 24, Cowboys 22 (8-8)

[Alexander]

Depressing read from Sturm, but 100% accurate

The Morning After: Eagles 24, Cowboys 22 (8-8)



And so ends another season on this treadmill of mediocrity at Valley Ranch…

It is different, in many respects, because this time the culprits are some who were not even part of the story just a year or two ago, with names like Monte Kiffin and Bill Callahan at the top of the list of people sitting on seats that may in fact be warming to hot. There are new coaches and players in the chairs of blame and some will be replaced and some will not.

But, in the end, as over 91,000 fans paid top dollar to witness the spectacle last night, it all wraps up the same exact way that 2012 and 2011 did before it, with a break-even record of 8-8 that will thoroughly frustrate even the most optimistic of fans that remain on board the Dallas Cowboys ship.

http://sturminator.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-morning-after-eagles-24-cowboys-22.html

 

[khiladi]

The offense struggled all night because the running game was not as productive as it hinted it might have been early. And once the running game started getting backed up, then the 3rd and longs invited blitz after blitz, and Orton is certainly not going to hang in the pocket and roll the dice. Instead, he is getting the ball out quickly - usually to Witten or Murray in the flat, which means well short of the sticks and bring on the punting team more often that not.

This is the story of the Garrett offense... again and again and again... This has been apparent to every DC on the planet. Garrett is the absolute worst coach in pro football history.. worst

 

[theebs]

Yep he nailed it.

As fans there is nothing we can do and the players are stuck with the horrendous structure that exists

And Jerry and Stephen never seem mad

Although last night Spaulding looked like he was flipping out in the owners box after the Orton pick

 

[visionary]

the best description of this franchise is the fable that

"The emperor has no clothes"

everyone sees it but no one is willing to tell him out of fear or greed

in dallas, the jones family, the coaches, the players are all on the gravy train to nowhere

and no one is willing to tell the emperor he is the idiot for fear of being bumped off the train

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

Well, that was depressing.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Yep he nailed it.

As fans there is nothing we can do and the players are stuck with the horrendous structure that exists

And Jerry and Stephen never seem mad

Although last night Spaulding looked like he was flipping out in the owners box after the Orton pick

LOL. Do you have any idea who the other little kid in the box was? Don't think I've seen him before.

 

[Alexander]

Although last night Spaulding looked like he was flipping out in the owners box after the Orton pick

Someone took off their shirt as Jones was storming off. It was hilarious.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Yep he nailed it.

As fans there is nothing we can do and the players are stuck with the horrendous structure that exists

And Jerry and Stephen never seem mad

Although last night Spaulding looked like he was flipping out in the owners box after the Orton pick

LOL@spaulding

 

[Alexander]

LOL. Do you have any idea who the other little kid in the box was? Don't think I've seen him before.

Just another one of the demon spawn. Makes no difference.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Someone took off their shirt as Jones was storming off. It was hilarious.

We need a video of that whole scene.

 

[tantrix1969]

https://vine.co/v/hVWmhJ7TM3D

 

[Alexander]

https://vine.co/v/hVWmhJ7TM3D

It obviously is another one of the demon spawn who is learning the family business.

I do not believe it is the redheaded one (Spaulding) who was picking his nose in the draft room last year however.

That one was dressed up in a shirt and tie last night from what I recall.

 

[theebs]

LOL. Do you have any idea who the other little kid in the box was? Don't think I've seen him before.

I need to look closer.

After all we need to know who these people are. They are going to be the ones blowing drafts and opening various retail outlets in the stadium in 10 or so years

 

[Carolina Cowboy]

Someone took off their shirt as Jones was storming off. It was hilarious.

If I'm not mistaken he was pulling a Stasheroo's "I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!!!" Hilarious...

 

[Chocolate Lab]

LOL, I have to go check my recording for this now...

 

[BigStar]

Someone took off their shirt as Jones was storming off. It was hilarious.

I knew I saw that!!! thanks for confirming, it looked like a woman ripped her jersey off...

 

[Alexander]

If I'm not mistaken he was pulling a Stasheroo's "I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!!!" Hilarious...

LOL that is exactly what it looked like since the footage cut off as it was stuck covering his face.