Sunday the first play will

JIMMYBUFFETT

Skinwalker
Messages
3,466
Reaction score
5,717
A high kickoff by Buehler that will hit the scoreboard, ricochet off to the Giants sideline, hit Brandon Jacobs in the eye killing him instantly, ricochet off again in to the stands where Burress will be sitting and packing heat, strike his gat sending a stray round into Eli's right pectoral, fragment and send schrapnel into various parts of Tuck, Pierce, and Umenyioraalatapusseses anatomy . Oh , and something bad will happen to Coughlin too . At least that's my best guess .
 

GoCowboysGo

Well-Known Member
Messages
2,067
Reaction score
2,200
JIMMYBUFFETT;2944847 said:
A high kickoff by Buehler that will hit the scoreboard, ricochet off to the Giants sideline, hit Brandon Jacobs in the eye killing him instantly, ricochet off again in to the stands where Burress will be sitting and packing heat, strike his gat sending a stray round into Eli's right pectoral, fragment and send schrapnel into various parts of Tuck, Pierce, and Umenyioraalatapusseses anatomy . Oh , and something bad will happen to Coughlin too . At least that's my best guess .

...nothin' but net


:laugh2:
 

btcutter

Well-Known Member
Messages
5,309
Reaction score
2,584
Two TE set.

Screen to Bennett and watch him run over Giant DB.
 

TD-33

Benched
Messages
2,542
Reaction score
0
A flea-flicker to Roy would be so sexy to start the game off. I think that Osi would get a chance to T-off on Romo though, thus killing him and hurting our playoff chances.
But seriously if Dallas does run up the middle, odds are they get little to nothing. Taking a shot deep with Tony would be better as far as I'm concerned.
 

CoCo

Well-Known Member
Messages
5,603
Reaction score
187
l2obert;2944624 said:
[be a hand off to Barber. ]

Know how I know? Because it's always a handoff to Barber! And it's always a very short gain or a loss on the run. Because the defense knows it will be a hand off to MBIII.
Day before the Tampa game for some reason maybe watching something IDK but I thought...I bet the first play will be... you guessed it. And, sure enough! It was lol. (except at the time it wasn't "lol" it was picard.jpg.)

Sooo on the first snap of the first Dallas possession against the mighty gnat run blitz (because they know it will be Barber too :D ) What do YOU think will be the first play call by the Red Baron?

Personally I would like to see it be a pass over the middle to MartyB or something similar to get momentum going.

Step up make your prediction! :suxjints:

I'd like to see your preference come true. A pass over the middle to Marty B. Actually any pass, because then we can hear from those who gripe whenever we do pass that Garrett is too pass happy and not committed to the run.

:)
 

Boyzmamacita

CowBabe Up!!!
Messages
29,047
Reaction score
64,100
CowboysZone ULTIMATE Fan
JIMMYBUFFETT;2944847 said:
A high kickoff by Buehler that will hit the scoreboard, ricochet off to the Giants sideline, hit Brandon Jacobs in the eye killing him instantly, ricochet off again in to the stands where Burress will be sitting and packing heat, strike his gat sending a stray round into Eli's right pectoral, fragment and send schrapnel into various parts of Tuck, Pierce, and Umenyioraalatapusseses anatomy . Oh , and something bad will happen to Coughlin too . At least that's my best guess .
:bow: :lmao2: :laugh2: :lmao: :bow:
 

Q_the_man

Well-Known Member
Messages
2,931
Reaction score
578
Temo;2944677 said:
I can't believe i'm actually doing this:

2008

Wk 1- 4 yard pass to Barber
Wk 2- Barber Right Tackle 1 yard
Wk 3- Barber Left End 2 yards
Wk 4- Owens 7 yard pass
Wk 5- Barber Right Tackle 3 yards
Wk 6- Barber up the middle 1 yard
Wk 7- Barber middle 3 yards
Wk 8- Pass incomplete Barber
Wk 9- Pass incomplete Crayton
Wk 11- Pass Barber 5 yards
Wk 12- Pass Crayton 6 yards
Wk 13- Pass incomplete Williams
Wk 14- Pass incomplete Williams

Wk 15- Barber right tackle no gain
Wk 16- Pass Choice 7 yards
Wk 17- Choice up the middle 2 yards

Seems fine to me.
Not one first down on first down to start a game....:banghead:
 

BlueStar II

New Member
Messages
1,815
Reaction score
1
Doomsday101;2944766 said:
Playaction off Barber bomb to RW

:starspin I like that idea. I don't care who we throw it to, just as long as it's not a typical run by Barber on the first play. Give them something to think about.
 

sonnyboy

Benched
Messages
7,357
Reaction score
0
Lets do the math.

Giants have a great DL. Very good run defenders, but even better pass rushers.

Romo has historically been a slow starter. Have a few ideas why, but that's a topic for another thread.

The last thing you'd want to do is start the game with a big negative play on offense. Sack, Int.

This all adds up to a run to Barber to start the game. 2 yards and a cloud of dust.

I'd like us to start off in the 12. Both TE's set tight and both WRs set wide to the sidelines.

Nothing fancy, no pulling. Just 7 hats on 7 hats and see what happens. I don't care if it's Barber or Jones. Let's keep it simple for the first TWO plays and test out that Giants front 7.

Thier defensive front seven is very good but not all that big. Lets get them each in a confined space and see if we can't beat them up a little.

If we do this for our first 2 plays, perhaps 6 of our 1st 9, we might take a pep out of their step and slow up the pass rush. It might also allow Romo to settle into the game a little slower.
 

LeonDixson

Illegitimi non carborundum
Messages
12,299
Reaction score
6,808
Lot's of good suggestions based on what might work and what you would like to see. But the 1st play? What else..... handoff to Barber designed to go off tackle and he will try to bounce to the outside for little or no gain.

I sooooo hope I'm wrong:D
 

Vintage

The Cult of Jib
Messages
16,714
Reaction score
4,888
Half back toss..... Barber hits a streaking (much to the delight of female Cowboy fans) Romo down the sideline for 80.
 
Top