Super Bowl party no-no's

[conner01]

I fell asleep in the snow at a party in Michigan once. Woke up to a couple of ducks pecking at me. Good party.

Sounds like my kind of party

 

[Pape]

If ray Lewis shows up in a white suit, make sure you have an alibi

 

[GMO415]

You can show up in a crop-top and chanklas and the retirees just shrug.

Are Daisy dukes ok? Hahaha

 

[GMO415]

My sincerest appreciation to your teaching the plebes.
Knowledge is everything.

When I retire I'd like to return doing it. I had a blast.

 

[EST_1986]

Wear clean underwear.
No wine coolers.

or that weird *** seltzer beer

 

[EST_1986]

I actually dislike Super Bowl parties, never been to one. I like to watch and listen to the game without distractions, I can party almost any other day of the year I want. Having said that...the Super Bowl and all the commercials are becoming such a joke I’m starting to reconsider my thoughts.

I’ll say this, if the Cowboys were in the Super Bowl I would 1,000% not have a single soul at my house with the exception of my wife. I’d be way too involved an emotional to deal with anyone, even other Cowboys fans.

how can you dislike something you haven't done?

 

[GMO415]

I actually dislike Super Bowl parties, never been to one. I like to watch and listen to the game without distractions, I can party almost any other day of the year I want. Having said that...the Super Bowl and all the commercials are becoming such a joke I’m starting to reconsider my thoughts.

I’ll say this, if the Cowboys were in the Super Bowl I would 1,000% not have a single soul at my house with the exception of my wife. I’d be way too involved an emotional to deal with anyone, even other Cowboys fans.

Agreed. I'm definitely not leaving my house if the Boyz are in it.

 

[CF74]

Rules? Don’t sit in the hosts chair.

 

[GMO415]

Rules? Don’t sit in the hosts chair.

Or their lap

 

[Tabascocat]

1. BYOB-don’t mooch unless you run out

2. Bring enough $$$ for Texas Hold-Em before and after the game

3. Include your significant other in the activities or there is a good chance you leave before the game is over

4. Tease the jerk who shows up in a Texans jersey that has been talking trash from 2002

5. Call an Uber, police will be thick that night

 

[kskboys]

Yeah... definitely shy from such practices in Utah.
And Sisterdale, TX.

Now, how in the world do you know about Sisterdale, TX?

 

[kskboys]

If you really want to watch the game, don't go to big parties. The best ones are w/ a few friends who are into football.

Have at least 2 TV's going.

 

[GMO415]

If you really want to watch the game, don't go to big parties. The best ones are w/ a few friends who are into football.

Have at least 2 TV's going.

I've done the 2tv thing. Great idea. We also rented table games to put in the garage for the kids.

 

[Flamma]

Never ever attend a wedding on super bowl Sunday.

 

[kskboys]

Never ever attend a wedding on super bowl Sunday.

And if someone is so clueless as to have a wedding n super bowl sunday, do not ever be their friend again.

 

[Flamma]

And if someone is so clueless as to have a wedding n super bowl sunday, do not ever be their friend again.

I've seen it. It's not cluelessness, it's a power play by the wife to be. Don't involve me.

 

[aria]

how can you dislike something you haven't done?

I would love to volunteer at animal shelters but I know I would hate it...is it really that awkward? I can think of hundreds of things I know I would hate without needing to try them.

 

[Flamma]

how can you dislike something you haven't done?

It usually works the other way around. You can sometimes think you'll like something only to find out you hate it after trying it out. But people pretty much already know what they do and do not like.

Ever go to a sports bar on Sunday and watch football games? Back in the 90s I had to do that because they didn't always televise Cowboys games where I live. And I'm not missing the Cowboys/49ers regular season game. Otherwise I'd rather have a molar yanked out by an auto mechanic with a pair of plyers than be in that environment. And I like parties, just not watching a sport.

 

[kskboys]

It usually works the other way around. You can sometimes think you'll like something only to find out you hate it after trying it out. But people pretty much already know what they do and do not like.

Ever go to a sports bar on Sunday and watch football games? Back in the 90s I had to do that because they didn't always televise Cowboys games where I live. And I'm not missing the Cowboys/49ers regular season game. Otherwise I'd rather have a molar yanked out by an auto mechanic with a pair of plyers than be in that environment. And I like parties, just not watching a sport.

Couldn't agree more!!!!!

I love get-togethers, just not for super bowl. Those big parties are for people who want to socialize during the game, or to brag later about how big their party/TV/etc was.

I've noticed during the course of my life that the bigger the party gets, the less fun you have. There's prolly a number for a party, that if you go over it, the fun lessens. Most of the great parties I remember were generally in the 3-15 range head count.

 

[kskboys]

I've seen it. It's not cluelessness, it's a power play by the wife to be. Don't involve me.

Wow. Hope you instructed the dude to call the marriage off. That is the epitome of selfishness, and it won't get any better.