Super Bowloney: I'm rooting for a tie, how bout you?

[_sturt_]

My vision is regulation ends 15-15.

Epically, both teams' kickers have pulled groin muscles. Eagles' punter suffers a non-career threatening knee injury, while Chiefs' punter suffers a non-career threatening sprained toe. And neither team has a Jeff Heath on their roster.

Game goes to overtime. And more overtime. And more. And more. No one can score, no one can win. On both sides, players begin suffering from extreme exhaustion. It's late. Incredibly late. The coaches appeal to the referees, who in turn appeal to the Commissioner.

Super Bowl LIX will be the first ever to end in a tie.

I have a dream today.

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

I'm rooting for what will make Jerry more miserable, so Philly. I'll always hate them but at this point in my life, I hate Jerry more.

 

[gimmesix]

My vision is regulation ends 15-15.

Epically, both teams' kickers have pulled groin muscles. Eagles' punter suffers a non-career threatening knee injury, while Chiefs' punter suffers a non-career threatening sprained toe. And neither team has a Jeff Heath on their roster.

Game goes to overtime. And more overtime. And more. And more. No one can score, no one can win. On both sides, players begin suffering from extreme exhaustion. It's late. Incredibly late. The coaches appeal to the referees, who in turn appeal to the Commissioner.

Super Bowl LIX will be the first ever to end in a tie.

I have a dream today.

Another Philly Super Bowl loss would ease my heartache a bit.

I have nothing against the Chiefs.

 

[plymkr]

I stopped watching after the 4th down call that went against the Bills. The ref at the top of the screen was past the 40, the ref at the bottom of the screen was below the 40, and it went against the Bills. I was like forget it. The refs and Taylor Swift can have their threepeat.

 

[ICP]

Either one winning makes exposes Jerry's ineptitude more and more. That being said, I'll be rooting for the best QB in the League to get 3 in a row!

Also, thanks for the SuperBowlony monicre, hadn't heard that one before

 

[plasticman]

During the NFC championship game I was rooting for doctors that specialize in ligament damage and bone reconstruction.

 

[NeathBlue]

When I watch sport, the most important thing imo is that both teams are treated equally by the officials… That is clearly not the case when the Chiefs play, that decision that went their way clearly shows that.

So despite absolutely hating the Eagles, I have two reasons wanting them to win…
Firstly it’ll piss off the league who are hoping the Chiefs and their golden boy do the threepeat.
And secondly it’ll get more negative publicity for Jerry and Cletus and hopefully we’ll see the pressure getting to him.

 

[Loso86]

My vision is regulation ends 15-15.

Epically, both teams' kickers have pulled groin muscles. Eagles' punter suffers a non-career threatening knee injury, while Chiefs' punter suffers a non-career threatening sprained toe. And neither team has a Jeff Heath on their roster.

Game goes to overtime. And more overtime. And more. And more. No one can score, no one can win. On both sides, players begin suffering from extreme exhaustion. It's late. Incredibly late. The coaches appeal to the referees, who in turn appeal to the Commissioner.

Super Bowl LIX will be the first ever to end in a tie.

I have a dream today.

Definitely not rooting for ANY favor on the eagles

 

[QuikZ06]

Will never root for the Eagles, I don’t care who’s on the other side. They (at least for me) are right up the with the Niners as teams I hate the most. Taking Mahomes for the 3 peat!

 

[atlantacowboy]

I'm rooting for Philly b/c I don't want KC to get that 3-peat which has never been done in NFL history. They aren't the best team in history and don't deserve the title. Plus, a little more egg on Jerry's face is always welcome.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Are you kidding? I'm rooting for the first 100-point loss in NFL history. Go Chiefs.

 

[John813]

I'm just not going to watch.

 

[_sturt_]

Fun fact.

 

[Whirlwin]

I’ll watch this game very neutral. I’ll cheer on great play. And I’ll yell at the referees. When they favor Patrick. I’ll enjoy the game for what it is.

 

[Whirlwin]

I’d like to see Barkley get a ring ,
Eagles lost the linebacker, Dean, I think that threw the Super Bowl away for them
Kansas City defense, they can stop the run
Eagle offense not much passing threat
I don’t see the Eagles defense, stopping Patrick
So there it is, in my opinion, the leagues first three in a row. That’s what the football gods referees want.

 

[Aven8]

The best player on the planet, Mahomes of course

 

[JW82]

Nah. Let Jerry see Philly lap us again.

 

[sunalsorises]

I'm rooting for Philly b/c I don't want KC to get that 3-peat which has never been done in NFL history. They aren't the best team in history and don't deserve the title. Plus, a little more egg on Jerry's face is always welcome.

Not that Jerry is one for self-reflection but seeing KC three-peat when he knows he blew the chance by fighting with Jimmy would be better than watching the Eagles win anything.

 

[atlantacowboy]

Not that Jerry is one for self-reflection but seeing KC three-peat when he knows he blew the chance by fighting with Jimmy would be better than watching the Eagles win anything.

Hadn't thought of it that way. I still think a Philly win makes him feel worse. He's watched Howie Roseman wheeling and dealing to build 3 Super Bowl teams in the last 7 years. While he can't even do a coaching search correctly.

 

[TX_Yid]

You couldn't pay me to watch this year.