Super Bowloney: I'm rooting for a tie, how bout you?

I’ll only catch a few plays if I have absolutely nothing else going on in my life when they play. Much like all the other SBs the last 15-20 years.
 
I’m pulling for the Chiefs. I get they’re despised by many, but they are a well run organization that should be envied by every Cowboys fan. The fact that they can become the first team to 3-peat has no bearing on the current Cowboys. Maybe it would’ve 20 years ago, but Jerry is almost exclusively responsible for the Cowboys not being the first to 3-peat (Jimmy Johnson absolutely bears some responsibility). Frankly, I’m fine if they 4-peat to take away Jerry saying “but we won 3 in 4.”

The Eagles are a well run organization and should be envied from that standpoint. But I can never root for the Eagles.
 
I'm hoping for a Dolphins/Chargers type game where so many people leave the game that neither side can field 11 players and the game is called.

But the NFL will find a way to make KC the winner.
 
My vision is regulation ends 15-15.

Epically, both teams' kickers have pulled groin muscles. Eagles' punter suffers a non-career threatening knee injury, while Chiefs' punter suffers a non-career threatening sprained toe. And neither team has a Jeff Heath on their roster.

Game goes to overtime. And more overtime. And more. And more. No one can score, no one can win. On both sides, players begin suffering from extreme exhaustion. It's late. Incredibly late. The coaches appeal to the referees, who in turn appeal to the Commissioner.

Super Bowl LIX will be the first ever to end in a tie.

I have a dream today.


I'm hoping the officials just blow chunks in this game, to prove that if you don't have officials in your back pocket or you have JJ as an owner you ain't winning anything in the NFL.
 

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