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From another board, credit to Brian for this. Sorry if it's a repost.
T’was the night before Christmas
When all throughout the Eagles house
Not one person was stirring
Not even the computer mouse..
The X-rays were hung on the mantle with care
With play-off hopes of T.O being there
The eagles fans were all crying in there beds
With visions of a lost Superbowl dancing in heads.
I Crying in my hanky with my green Eagles cap
Having to play without T.O. is such bullcrap!
When out on the Field there rose such a clatter
I sprang from my couch to see what was the mater
Cowboys fans or Falcon fans coming to laugh at T.O.
Or just some more bummed out fans watching the show
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer
My prayers have been answered, my was that quick
The only one who could save us must be St. Nick
A rabid eagles fan? I thought as he came
He must be an Eagles fan, he shouted them by name.
Akers, Douglas, Levens, McNabb, Mitchell,
Westbrook, Simon, Owens and Pinkston,
To espn, TO fox and don’t forget ABC
I want them all to turn on there TV!
And then, grabbing a beer, I heard on the roof
The sound of a prowler, or a big jolly goof.
As I drew in my gun, and was turning around,
Down the chimney old Santa came with a bound
I dropped my piece, Dear Santa I mush ask just one wish
One besides that new Satellite Dish
T.O is hurt, Santa he just has to play
We need a Superbowl, Would that be OK?
Santa frowned as rubbed his big belly
Then he laughed and shook like a bowlfull of jelly
Help an Eagles fan out ? What do you know?
And he grabbed his beard which was as white as the snow;
I have been booed, spit on yelled at by your fans
And now you want me to help you all that I can?
Are you really serious? Or is this some joke?
You want help to stop the Eagles from another big choke?
I fell to my knees and prayed Santa to hear
What all the Great eagles fans wanted this year
Santa turned, took off his coat then spun around
My mouth fell open and I couldn’t utter a sound
Santa had the Star, the Silver and Blue
I screamed Your not a Cowboys fan too??
Santa chuckled and went on with his work
All I could do was stare at his Cowboy T-Shirt
I couldnt wait till Santa got done with his work
I thought of my Gun and about offing this jerk
Bringing his Cowboy cheer into my place
And him rubbing the T.O. injury right in my face.
Get your stuff and get out of my place
Before I wipe that jolley grin right off of your face
Santa smiled and to the Chimney he turned
And another thing I hope your fat butt gets burned
Away Santa Flew and I could hear him with great cheer
THE will be NO SuperbOwl for the Eagles this year!!!!
I heard one more thing before he left to deliver more toys
Merry Christmas to all an HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
T’was the night before Christmas
When all throughout the Eagles house
Not one person was stirring
Not even the computer mouse..
The X-rays were hung on the mantle with care
With play-off hopes of T.O being there
The eagles fans were all crying in there beds
With visions of a lost Superbowl dancing in heads.
I Crying in my hanky with my green Eagles cap
Having to play without T.O. is such bullcrap!
When out on the Field there rose such a clatter
I sprang from my couch to see what was the mater
Cowboys fans or Falcon fans coming to laugh at T.O.
Or just some more bummed out fans watching the show
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer
My prayers have been answered, my was that quick
The only one who could save us must be St. Nick
A rabid eagles fan? I thought as he came
He must be an Eagles fan, he shouted them by name.
Akers, Douglas, Levens, McNabb, Mitchell,
Westbrook, Simon, Owens and Pinkston,
To espn, TO fox and don’t forget ABC
I want them all to turn on there TV!
And then, grabbing a beer, I heard on the roof
The sound of a prowler, or a big jolly goof.
As I drew in my gun, and was turning around,
Down the chimney old Santa came with a bound
I dropped my piece, Dear Santa I mush ask just one wish
One besides that new Satellite Dish
T.O is hurt, Santa he just has to play
We need a Superbowl, Would that be OK?
Santa frowned as rubbed his big belly
Then he laughed and shook like a bowlfull of jelly
Help an Eagles fan out ? What do you know?
And he grabbed his beard which was as white as the snow;
I have been booed, spit on yelled at by your fans
And now you want me to help you all that I can?
Are you really serious? Or is this some joke?
You want help to stop the Eagles from another big choke?
I fell to my knees and prayed Santa to hear
What all the Great eagles fans wanted this year
Santa turned, took off his coat then spun around
My mouth fell open and I couldn’t utter a sound
Santa had the Star, the Silver and Blue
I screamed Your not a Cowboys fan too??
Santa chuckled and went on with his work
All I could do was stare at his Cowboy T-Shirt
I couldnt wait till Santa got done with his work
I thought of my Gun and about offing this jerk
Bringing his Cowboy cheer into my place
And him rubbing the T.O. injury right in my face.
Get your stuff and get out of my place
Before I wipe that jolley grin right off of your face
Santa smiled and to the Chimney he turned
And another thing I hope your fat butt gets burned
Away Santa Flew and I could hear him with great cheer
THE will be NO SuperbOwl for the Eagles this year!!!!
I heard one more thing before he left to deliver more toys
Merry Christmas to all an HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
