T.O. has a few tricks up his sleeve

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From here: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-buccaneers-cowboys&prov=ap&type=lgns

Romo's savviest move was getting Owens more involved. Keeping No. 81 happy is as good for team harmony as it is for moving the chains.

Owens will be playing on Thanksgiving for the first time. He's already vowed to put on a show.

"I got some things up my sleeve," he said.

He's also got a copy of his new book, "Little T Learns To Share," for fellow children's book author Ronde Barber, the Tampa Bay cornerback he'll line up against at times Thursday.

"Maybe I'll give it to him as a stocking stuffer," Owens said.

Funny is good, but I'll be hopping mad if he costs us another 15 yard penalty.
 
I can see another Sharpie incident in the making.

After scoring a TD against Barber, T.O takes out a copy of his book and signs it with a Sharpie pen then gives it to Ronde.
 
He should toss the ball up in the air and then muff the catch and then shrug his shoulders
 
I thought he might take a live turkey out of a bag and let it loose, Chad Johnson allegedly had a deer standing by on the sidelines last year in a December game but couldn't get him out in time before the point after try.
 
cstanton1987;1182477 said:
He should put on a shirt that says Parcells is my Homeboy
:laugh2: I would love to see Parcells reaction to that :laugh2:
 
jcblanco22;1182499 said:
He should pause momentarily, then turn to the defensive back he beat for the score and tell him "5 seconds ago I had you hanging upside down w/ a fork up your (ahem)"
...not funny
 
jcblanco22;1182508 said:
Geez, I was kidding, not supporting the source of the original quote. Anyhow, I changed it.
Sorry just had to make sure...but he should turn around and say "Wanna get away*ding*"
 
cstanton1987;1182474 said:
He should go to the sideline and pull out a sign that says he bringing sexy back

He should go to the sideline and act like he's been there before.
 
cstanton1987;1182470 said:
He should toss the ball up in the air and then muff the catch and then shrug his shoulders


Maybe he will bugger a turkey during halftime.
 

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