Taking Rev's Time Machine for A Date. Who should I Date from the Past?

[timb2]

Who should I go on a date with? Cleopatra? Helen of Troy? Mati Hari? Someone else? Please tell me.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I have to go back with you. My time machine has too many quirks for me to trust anyone else with driving it. You have to remember not just to set the latitude and longitude, but also the altitude. One time, I forgot to set the altitude when I was going back to France in 1965. I found myself at 15 thousand feet pummeling toward the Earth. Luckily, I was able to abort, and I crash landed into my swimming pool. Then, another time, I forgot to set the BC/AD thingie, and I found myself in 1965 BC.
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Anyway, I'm going back in time to 1965, and this time I'm doing it right. I'm going to go back and be a famous French actor and marry Catherine Deneuve. You can come with, as long as you keep your hands off Catherine. You can date Brigitte Bardot, if you want. She was just as sexy as Catherine, but a little wilder, and with bigger boobies.

 

[timb2]

I have to go back with you. My time machine has too many quirks for me to trust anyone else with driving it. You have to remember not just to set the latitude and longitude, but also the altitude. One time, I forgot to set the altitude when I was going back to France in 1965. I found myself at 15 thousand feet pummeling toward the Earth. Luckily, I was able to abort, and I crash landed into my swimming pool. Then, another time, I forgot to set the BC/AD thingie, and I found myself in 1965 BC.
...
Anyway, I'm going back in time to 1965, and this time I'm doing it right. I'm going to go back and be a famous French actor and marry Catherine Deneuve. You can come with, as long as you keep your hands off Catherine. You can date Brigitte Bardot, if you want. She was just as sexy as Catherine, but a little wilder, and with bigger boobies.

Her or I'm going to Italy for Sofia Loren

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Her or I'm going to Italy for Sofia Loren

Hard to beat Sofia Loren, of course Helen of Troy is up there. Her face did indeed launch 1000 ships.

 

[funkytown817]

Cleopatra had more drama than modern day women. I'll pass on that.

Sophia Loren? Count me in.

 

[DallasEast]

Who should I go on a date with? Cleopatra? Helen of Troy? Mati Hari? Someone else? Please tell me.

Answer: Joan of Arc. Some say she was as crazy as Amber Heard, so be prepared.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Gotta give some thought to Lady Godiva, you know she's a free spirit.

 

[jsb357]

Natalie Wood

 

[DallasEast]

Natalie Wood

Before Robert Wagner

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Her or I'm going to Italy for Sofia Loren

That's fine, as long as Catherine is mine.

 

[jsb357]

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Here me out, peak Rosanne Barr.

 

[cityochamps]

Here me out, peak Rosanne Barr.

Is this your idea of Peak CalPoly?

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Is this your idea of Peak CalPoly?

Dimepiece.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Is this your idea of Peak CalPoly?

She was hotter when she was younger. She was like maybe a 3 back then. Now she's a 1 1/2.

 

[funkytown817]

I cant imagine there was ever a time when Rosanne was hot.

 

[Creeper]

Raquel Welch around 1965.

 

[jsb357]

Raquel Welch around 1965.

overrated IMO...

 

[Miller]

Farah Fawcett 1976...the poster

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

J.k.rowling, about a year before she started writing kids books about wizards and ended up richer than the Royal family.