Taylor Swift is madly in love with me

[Reverend Conehead]

Everyone keeps saying that Taylor Swift is going to dump Travis Kelce. Then, late last night, she professed her undying love for me via telepathy. So, when I meet her, here's my move. I'm going to say, "Hi, I'm Rev Conehead. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." I'm not really unemployed and I don't live with my parents, but that line worked for George Costanza. If it worked for him, it can work for me. Now I just need to avoid having this piss off Amber Heard. I think maybe I need to use voodoo.

 

[cowboyec]

she must be working on a new double album.
proceed with caution.

 

[timb2]

Lucy Lui is mine Rev!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!!

 

[DallasEast]

Taylor Swift is madly in love with me​

 

[Runwildboys]

Kate Beckinsale and I are laughing at all of you.

 

[SlammedZero]

Everyone keeps saying that Taylor Swift is going to dump Travis Kelce. Then, late last night, she professed her undying love for me via telepathy. So, when I meet her, here's my move. I'm going to say, "Hi, I'm Rev Conehead. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." I'm not really unemployed and I don't live with my parents, but that line worked for George Costanza. If it worked for him, it can work for me. Now I just need to avoid having this piss off Amber Heard. I think maybe I need to use voodoo.

George Costanza "opposite day"! Nice choice.