Twitter: Ted Carper named head of PR staff

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He needs to master the following phrases:

"We like our guys," "No urgency," "No problems at all," "Nothing to see here," "Our team is in a great position to really do something here."
 

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He needs to master the following phrases:

"We like our guys," "No urgency," "No problems at all," "Nothing to see here," "Our team is in a great position to really do something here."

Also, "No, I don't carry a cellphone."...
 

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MarcusRock

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Well, he's got the letters for "crap" in his name. Isn't that what Cowboys PR is nowadays?
 

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Jerry considered Roger Goodell and OJ Simpson for the job but Goodell was too busy handing down suspensions and OJ was busy looking for the real killers!
 

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Cleveland and basketball to Dallas? It’s like working at a gas station and than working for Exxon.
 
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