Teen's Mannequin Love-In

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Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."


Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."​
 
Betsy...You two timing Hussy...Now I know where you are. :laugh1:
 
Probably hoping it would turn into Kim Cattrall. :D
 
Duane said:
Probably hoping it would turn into Kim Cattrall. :D

Oh YEAH... I remember that movie...

I didn't get caught though... ;)

Best line in the movie: "You know I would never interrupt you when you're getting a piece of wood" :D
 
trickblue said:
Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."


Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour.
"​

It would dictate what Christmas decorations I would put in the yard. No life size Virgin Mary statues, that's for sure.
 
joseephuss said:
It would dictate what Christmas decorations I would put in the yard. No life size Virgin Mary statues, that's for sure.


In my state, and I am willing to bet some other states, some have learned not to put live animals out in the nativity/manger scenes. :eek:
 
Ummm... guess I'm the only one that can't figure this out...


but, ummm... if he's having sex with a Mannequin... where, exactly, did he put his *****? I mean... last I heard Mannequins aren't anatomically correct. Did he bring a drill and some lube with him?


Wait a minute... nevermind, I don't wanna know.
 
Rack said:
Ummm... guess I'm the only one that can't figure this out...


but, ummm... if he's having sex with a Mannequin... where, exactly, did he put his *****? I mean... last I heard Mannequins aren't anatomically correct. Did he bring a drill and some lube with him?


Wait a minute... nevermind, I don't wanna know.
Dude..

It's easy...

all you do is you take a scarf and you tie it around...

I mean...

I don't know...

nm.

:eek::
 

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