Plot twist: Rob isn't really a scout for Houston, but a deranged stalker using this as a ploy to catch his fly. Oh yes...he has plans for that skin...
Double plot twist (M. Night Shamalamalama style): A real scout from Houston learns of this supposed "misdirected message" and the last name Kisiel strikes a memory. After digging through old newspaper clippings, he comes across what he was looking for. You see...there was an unsolved murder in his neighborhood many moons ago and the killer wrote "LEISIK" all over the walls in blood. It just so happens that this real Houston scout is dyslexic. The clock is ticking. He must find the fastest way to get this news out. He quickly calls Ian Rappoport...who in turn forgets all of pertinent info and blames the murder on the Cowboys. Mike Florio claims to have evidence of it. Media circus ensues.