Texas judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody

[adbutcher]

Texas judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody


A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.


The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes and the court agreed with are not capable of beating anyone.

 

[jobberone]

Good one.

 

[CooterBrown]

Did you hear about Dallas and Tarrant Counties new tornado alert plan. If a tornado warning sounds everybody is supposed to go to Cowboys Stadium. Not much chance of a touchdown there.

 

[Baileyneverfailey]

I could tell where this was going in the first two lines of the post. :laugh2: Too easy.

 

[Idgit]

Q: What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Superbowl ring?
A: Old.

 

[adbutcher]

My manager sent it to me and he knew I was too tired to be mad, lol.

I am just glad that the Texans aren't any good either.

 

[Staggerlee]

This is only about the 5th time this has been posted in the last week.

 

[TheCount]

Wrong section?

 

[bayeslife]

I may have gotten this in a text message form only about 100012394871243 times.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I really question the humor in a "joke" that deals with beating children.

If you think the beating of children is funny and can be tied to another element to make a point, then you might actually be a Raiders fan, not a Cowboys fan.

I guess the idiot poster doesn't know any better or was raised as such.

 

[links18]

I really question the humor in a "joke" that deals with beating children.

If you think the beating of children is funny and can be tied to another element to make a point, then you might actually be a Raiders fan, not a Cowboys fan.

I guess the idiot poster doesn't know any better or was raised as such.

You mean the idiot 5 posters that have posted this in the last 2 weeks?

 

[starfrombirth]

I really question the humor in a "joke" that deals with beating children.

If you think the beating of children is funny and can be tied to another element to make a point, then you might actually be a Raiders fan, not a Cowboys fan.

I guess the idiot poster doesn't know any better or was raised as such.

Get over yourself.

 

[superpunk]

This joke is older than Moses.

 

[Baileyneverfailey]

I really question the humor in a "joke" that deals with beating children.

If you think the beating of children is funny and can be tied to another element to make a point, then you might actually be a Raiders fan, not a Cowboys fan.

I guess the idiot poster doesn't know any better or was raised as such.

If you can't laugh at jokes that use child beating, rape, murder, and other horrific acts in a joking way to get a laugh, then you probably take yourself too seriously. :laugh2: Go ahead and come down from your high horse. There might be a line, but if you feel this tame joke crosses it, then you must be some kind of crazy evangelical or something.

 

[Arrius]

I really question the humor in a "joke" that deals with beating children.

If you think the beating of children is funny and can be tied to another element to make a point, then you might actually be a Raiders fan, not a Cowboys fan.

I guess the idiot poster doesn't know any better or was raised as such.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

If you can't laugh at jokes that use child beating, rape, murder, and other horrific acts in a joking way to get a laugh, then you probably take yourself too seriously. :laugh2: Go ahead and come down from your high horse. There might be a line, but if you feel this tame joke crosses it, then you must be some kind of crazy evangelical or something.

I stand by my moral convictions. Yours seem predicated to what amuses you on a daily or minute-by-minute whim.

And the term crazy evangelical is redundant.

 

[Concord]

Q: What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Superbowl ring?
A: Old.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

This joke was funny 10 years ago when I heard it. Now since its about my team? Not so much lol.

 

[Kangaroo]

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Oh My ***".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[CATCH17]

This joke is older than Moses.

Yep... Nice try though.


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