The 2013 Dallas Cowboys season, expressed in haiku poetry

[Red Dragon]

A haiku has 5, 7 and 5 syllables.



Last Super Bowl win,
Seventeen years and counting.
Will change come at last?




Cowboys 7-6,
If stopped Denver and Detroit,
Could have been 9-4.



2013 team:
Good offense and special teams,
But where's the defense!!??



Just one playoff win,
In the last sixteen seasons.
But, "We have 5 rings!"



Super Bowl champions
Often have good defenses.
Does that rule us out??

 

[Fredd]

Where is the defense?
Dallas can't stop anyone
If we had a coach


Why can we not win
Romo is the scapegoat now
Jones crew is clueless

 

[pancakeman]

Game versus Cowboys
And want to save some airfare?
Leave your punter home.

Defensive linemen
We picked them up off the street
Turns out Spags is right.

Ware is not the same
We couldn't count on Spencer
Rat is, well, a rat.

 

[perrykemp]

DUDE!

I love Haiku. I consider it a guilty pleasure.

It's rare to see "original" threads here on CZ.

 

[maxdallasfan]

This is why I love it here. Always laughing!

 

[Wheeltax]

problems everywhere
the dallas football cowboys
where to even start

cowboys fandom sucks
let's find a bandwagon team
here we come, saints fans!

 

[Wheeltax]

stephen a. yelling
about america's team
giants must have lost

this is a process
stacking days on top of days
is garrett gone yet?

 

[Wheeltax]

okay one more

Jerry Jones in charge
I want me some **********
or maybe just scotch

 

[dstovall5]

Atrocious defense
But people will still blame Romo
Another year gone

Terrible defense
Ranked dead last against the pass
So who's *** is grass?

Unsteady offense
Yet another three and out
Why is it this way?

Horrible coaching
Terrible schemes yet again
When will all this end?