The Autopsy of America's Team

[Rodney308]

Cause of Death - An egotistical, narcissistic, incompetent GM who has spent the last 30 years trying to prove to the world that he can win a Super Bowl without Jimmy Johnson.

 

[DallasEast]

Lois' brain is the franchise and the tumor is Jerry Jones:

 

[IceStar-D7]

Dead on arrival....Reason for death? GM cancer over whole body. Victim had no chance for survival.

 

[Coogiguy03]

A fan base that doesn't realize how bad this team/organization is really run

 

[TheCoolFan]

America's Team America's Corporation

 

[IceStar-D7]

A fan base that doesn't realize how bad this team/organization is really run

Not all of us.....just the suckers...

 

[Coogiguy03]

Not all of us.....just the suckers...

 

[DallasEast]

America's Team America's Corporation

Okay. THAT's a good one.

 

[big dog cowboy]

America's Team America's Corporation

 

[camelboy]

America's Team America's Corporation

America's Joke to be more precise.

It's not even a corporate. It's a mom and pop shop really.

 

[MikeT22]

Cause of Death - An egotistical, narcissistic, incompetent GM who has spent the last 30 years trying to prove to the world that he can win a Super Bowl without Jimmy Johnson.

Death spiral for three decades

 

[Ranching]

Cause of Death - An egotistical, narcissistic, incompetent GM who has spent the last 30 years trying to prove to the world that he can win a Super Bowl without Jimmy Johnson.

I don't think he's trying, anymore

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

I don't think he's trying, anymore

Nor do I

 

[boysfanindc]

Hey at least we are hanging around the rim, or is that toilet bowl rim?

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Hey at least we are hanging around the rim, or is that toilet bowl rim?

Well, we already fell in from an NFC perspective.

 

[Whirlwin]

Nor do I

I was watching him and Stephen in the booth and Cooper Rush was winning the game. And Jerry was smiling Air to air, saying something to Stephen like I told you I told you. I have no idea, what this family thinks but I don’t think they care either. I really don’t. Ching Ching.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

I was watching him and Stephen in the booth and Cooper Rush was winning the game. And Jerry was smiling out of ear, saying something to Stephen like I told you I told you. I have no idea, what this family thinks but I don’t think they care either. I really don’t. Ching Ching.

Not really, and I'm coming to the conclusion that I will probably never see a championship with this team.

 

[Whirlwin]

Not really, and I'm coming to the conclusion that I will probably never see a championship with this team.

It’ll be a Barry Switzer type season with team captains getting together and say let’s go win this. That’s the only way, how likely is that though

 

[Whirlwin]

I have no idea what Schottenheimer would bring to the field management, situation football. Never mind who freaking cares. Lol.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

It’ll be a Barry Switzer type season with team captains getting together and say let’s go win this. That’s the only way how likely is that though

Probably the only way it can happen, but with how cheap Stephen is, we might simply never have the talent for it