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1. New England Patriots - First road test at Cincy this week.
2. Dallas Cowboys - Leapfrog Colts by dismantling NFC Champs.
3. Indianapolis Colts - Can we call the defending champs silent assassins?
4. Pittsburgh Steelers - Mike Tomlin gifted the schedule-makers Dick Vitale alarm clocks.
5. Green Bay Packers - Anyone got any good Laura Quinn jokes?
6. Baltimore Ravens - Could easily be 0-3, but they’re 2-1 after three narrow games.
7. Seattle Seahawks - For a bald guy, Hasselbeck commands a mean 2-minute drill.
8. Houston Texans - Atlanta and Miami up next; 4-1 well within reach.
9. Carolina Panthers - The David Carr era is nearly upon us.
10. Tampa Bay Bucs - For a bald guy, Jeff Garcia sure has a hot wife.
11. San Francisco 49ers - Andre Woodson on this team next year would certainly = playoffs.
12. Washington Commanders - Is Joe Gibbs gonna have to choke a *****?
13. Tennessee Titans - Who are these guys Vince Young is throwing to?
14. Jacksonville Jaguars - Still the most confounding team in the league.
15. Denver Broncos - Travis Henry shouldn’t invite his nine baby mommas to the bloodbath in Indy this week.
16. Philadelphia Eagles - An early, pivotal game at the Giants Sunday night.
17. San Diego Chargers - Somewhere, Marty Chokenheimer laughs.
18. Detroit Lions - If Calvin Johnson’s really hurt, kiss 10 wins goodbye.
19. Chicago Bears - Bernard Berrian can’t hold the ball, but he can hold a snake.
20. Cincinnati Bengals - More points than every NFC team except Dallas.
21. New York Jets - Curious to see which Jets team shows up in Buffalo Sunday.
22. Arizona Cardinals - Ugh. The split QB move will not end well.
23. New York Giants - Plaxico Burress has to be a top five WR in the NFL.
24. Miami Dolphins - Is this why Nick Saban left?
25. Oakland Raiders - Lane Kiffen is the next Jon Gruden.
26. Cleveland Browns - If Anderson ****s the bed this week vs. Baltimore, warm up Brady!
27. New Orleans Saints - Unmitigated disaster.
28. St. Louis Rams - Pencil in 0-4 with Steve Jackson’s groin injured.
29. Kansas City Chiefs - Poor Herman Edwards. He’s got a terrible team.
30. Minnesota Vikings - Minny wallops KC in the dome.
31. Buffalo Bills - Even the team doctor has a broken leg.
32. Atlanta Falcons - DeAngelo Hall asked Mike Vick to trade places for a week. Vick declined.
1. New England Patriots - First road test at Cincy this week.
2. Dallas Cowboys - Leapfrog Colts by dismantling NFC Champs.
3. Indianapolis Colts - Can we call the defending champs silent assassins?
4. Pittsburgh Steelers - Mike Tomlin gifted the schedule-makers Dick Vitale alarm clocks.
5. Green Bay Packers - Anyone got any good Laura Quinn jokes?
6. Baltimore Ravens - Could easily be 0-3, but they’re 2-1 after three narrow games.
7. Seattle Seahawks - For a bald guy, Hasselbeck commands a mean 2-minute drill.
8. Houston Texans - Atlanta and Miami up next; 4-1 well within reach.
9. Carolina Panthers - The David Carr era is nearly upon us.
10. Tampa Bay Bucs - For a bald guy, Jeff Garcia sure has a hot wife.
11. San Francisco 49ers - Andre Woodson on this team next year would certainly = playoffs.
12. Washington Commanders - Is Joe Gibbs gonna have to choke a *****?
13. Tennessee Titans - Who are these guys Vince Young is throwing to?
14. Jacksonville Jaguars - Still the most confounding team in the league.
15. Denver Broncos - Travis Henry shouldn’t invite his nine baby mommas to the bloodbath in Indy this week.
16. Philadelphia Eagles - An early, pivotal game at the Giants Sunday night.
17. San Diego Chargers - Somewhere, Marty Chokenheimer laughs.
18. Detroit Lions - If Calvin Johnson’s really hurt, kiss 10 wins goodbye.
19. Chicago Bears - Bernard Berrian can’t hold the ball, but he can hold a snake.
20. Cincinnati Bengals - More points than every NFC team except Dallas.
21. New York Jets - Curious to see which Jets team shows up in Buffalo Sunday.
22. Arizona Cardinals - Ugh. The split QB move will not end well.
23. New York Giants - Plaxico Burress has to be a top five WR in the NFL.
24. Miami Dolphins - Is this why Nick Saban left?
25. Oakland Raiders - Lane Kiffen is the next Jon Gruden.
26. Cleveland Browns - If Anderson ****s the bed this week vs. Baltimore, warm up Brady!
27. New Orleans Saints - Unmitigated disaster.
28. St. Louis Rams - Pencil in 0-4 with Steve Jackson’s groin injured.
29. Kansas City Chiefs - Poor Herman Edwards. He’s got a terrible team.
30. Minnesota Vikings - Minny wallops KC in the dome.
31. Buffalo Bills - Even the team doctor has a broken leg.
32. Atlanta Falcons - DeAngelo Hall asked Mike Vick to trade places for a week. Vick declined.
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