The Bright Side...

[Rack]

I have finally realized that this team is going NOWHERE so now I won't get bent out of shape everything week, expecting more from them.


No more broken tables.

No more broken doors.

No more bruised/busted hands.

No more headaches.

No more chest pains.



This team of complete bums is gonna save YEARS of my life.


Thank you, Dallas Cowboys, for looking out for my health. I just wish I had come to this realization earlier in the year.

 

[Danny White]

I have finally realized that this team is going NOWHERE so now I won't get bent out of shape everything week, expecting more from them.


No more broken tables.

No more broken doors.

No more bruised/busted hands.

No more headaches.

No more chest pains.



This team of complete bums is gonna save YEARS of my life.


Thank you, Dallas Cowboys, for looking out for my health. I just wish I had come to this realization earlier in the year.

Sad but true.

Bledsoe was breaking my heart thinking he was holding us back his sub-par play. Now I know that we just are a sub-par team. Very sad.

 

[Unforgiven]

I have finally realized that this team is going NOWHERE so now I won't get bent out of shape everything week, expecting more from them.


No more broken tables.

No more broken doors.

No more bruised/busted hands.

No more headaches.

No more chest pains.



This team of complete bums is gonna save YEARS of my life.


Thank you, Dallas Cowboys, for looking out for my health. I just wish I had come to this realization earlier in the year.

Well, stick around. This thing might get exciting yet.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Rack

 

[Rack]

Rack

Hey man, I'm not lyin'. This team has been hard on my health.


Headaches and chest pains cuz of a football team? I'm done with it.


I've seen them win more superbowls in my lifetime then almost anybody gets to see their team win. I shouldn't expect any more then that.

And I no longer will.