The Buehler Will Be a Daddy Tonight or Tomorrow

[Hostile]

Brittany is at the hospital.

 

[cowboyeric8]

Congrats to the Buehler!

 

[RastaRocket]

Good for him. Glad he has a job for that new baby girl.

 

[Go Big D!]

A baby Buehler
Congrats!

 

[ndanger]

Hopefully she can put one through the uprights, so to speak, better than her old man

 

[CowboyMike]

I have an exclusive picture of the newborn.

Der Buehler's offspring is so god-like that a picture was taken of him before he was born.

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Little known fact... The Buehler never makes direct eye contact with women. Last time he did was 9 months ago.

 

[Hoofbite]

Searching for Buehler joke...............nothing.

Just too hard to crack superhuman jokes when the guy is so blatantly subpar.

I suppose the good thing is, he'll never have to worry about kicking the bucket.

Not because he's superhuman or anything but because he'll miss.

 

[Avenging Hayseed]

Good for Buehler! His first attempt was blocked and his second attempt went wide right. Nice to see him hit it on his 3rd attempt!

 

[w8lifter]

I guess the chance of them calling the newborn "Ferris" is out of the question.

:write:

 

[Joe Realist]

Hopefully she can put one through the uprights, so to speak, better than her old man

Well, it looks like Buehler put one right down the middle....

 

[ZeroClub]

Good for Buehler! His first attempt was blocked and his second attempt went wide right. Nice to see him hit it on his 3rd attempt!

Oddly, he's more accurate from a distance.

But we shouldn't go there.

 

[Fletch]

Well, it looks like Buehler put one right down the middle....

Not even gonna go there.

Wait, maybe we can get a huge picture of his wife and put it squarely down the middle of the goal posts for each game.

 

[Hostile]

I guess the chance of them calling the newborn "Ferris" is out of the question.

:write:

His name is Bryson.

 

[zrinkill]

Baby Buehler?????

I feel sorry for that woman's uterus.

 

[Walker]

About time he put some points on the board.

 

[Seven]

The immaculate conception. Nice..........

 

[Duane]

The doctor needs to be careful because the baby is likely to come out wide left instead of straight down the middle.

 

[links18]

Perhaps this is why Jerry didn't cut him? He didn't want to put a new father on the unemployment line? Jerry does care about his players.

 

[Hostile]

Perhaps this is why Jerry didn't cut him? He didn't want to put a new father on the unemployment line? Jerry does care about his players.

No, it really is about field position. Rob Ryan wants that advantage.