The Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning, Duh Mock Draft

[Hostile]

I believe the Cowboys will re-sign Doug Free, Kosier, Bowen, Hatcher, and Sensabaugh and will go after Michael Huff in Free Agency.

I believe Peterson will be there with the 6th pick in the Draft. If he is, Dallas will go up and get him. It will cost us our 1st (#9) and our 3rd round pick (#71). Per the old Draft value charts 1585 points (Cowboys) to 1600 points (Browns). Easily within do it range.

1st Kilo...Pick #6. Patrick Peterson, CB, LSU, 6'0", 219. LSU Tiger. Simply the best player in this draft and an immediate impact player. Has the potential to be a multi-time Pro Bowler and more. A rare combination of size, speed, and skills. Simply put, 2010 will end up being the best year we could have sucked in a long time.

In order to get our 3rd round pick back, we'll trade down in the 2nd with New Orleans. We'll get their 2nd round pick (#56) and their 3rd round pick (#88). Per the old Draft value charts again, 500 points (Cowboys) to 490 points (Saints). Again easily within do it range.

2nd Kilo...Pick #56. Marcus Cannon, OT, TCU, 6'6", 350. A mountain of a man replacing a mountain of a man. Some thought to him playing RT exists. Either way, fix the right side of the OL.

3rd Kilo...Pick #88. Quan Sturdivant, ILB, North Carolina, 6'1", 241. A perfect guy to groom as Bradie James eventual replacement. A good sideline to sideline tackler and football smart.

4th Kilo...Pick #109. John Moffitt, OG, Wisconsin, 6'4", 315. I think a perfect fit to replace Kosier in the future.

5th Kilo...Pick #140. Henry Hynoski, FB, Pittsburgh, 6'2", 255. A difference maker. Adonis DNA right here. No more short yardage struggles. No more dead QBs because of missed blitzes.

6th Kilo...Pick #171. Kris O'Dowd, C, USC, 6'4", 305. A guy who will fight you from snap to whistle and beyond if need be. A good guy to groom as a future replacement for Gurode if Costa cannot be what we hope.

7th Kilo...Pick #209. Greg McElroy, QB, Alabama, 6'2", 225. Simply put, this is my Jason Garrett clone. A guy who will study hard, learn the game, and when called upon, give us solid but not spectacular performances and maybe, hopefully, one day join our coaching ranks. His intelligence is the intangible that makes him so perfect for my agendas.

 

[Bulldog]

Hos I see your back to Moffitt and still with Hynoski......I like!

 

[Tobal]

Are you cutting Newman or keeping him and letting him and Jenkins battle?

 

[TheCount]

Who are the DE's in this situation, Igor and Bowen?

 

[Hostile]

Are you cutting Newman or keeping him and letting him and Jenkins battle?

I'd keep him if the cap allows it.

 

[Hostile]

Who are the DE's in this situation, Igor and Bowen?

With Hatcher and Lissemore as backups. I think Geathers could surprise.

 

[rash]

LOL at the title Hos!

Love the draft by the way; but I doubt the Aints move up in the draft and give us their 3rd

 

[TheSport78]

No RB, eh?

EDIT: I love it simply because we're getting Peterson. If Cannon moves inside to guard, who is our right tackle? Tyson Clabo? I don't know about drafting a center AND drafting Moffitt because Moffitt can play guard AND center. I'm assuming Moffitt would compete with Costa for that spot.

 

[TheCount]

LOL at the title Hos!

Love the draft by the way; but I doubt the Aints move up in the draft and give us their 3rd

Theoretically, why wouldn't they? I'm sure they have guys they covet like anyone else. Couple of years ago they moved up (giving away a 3rd, I believe) to get Ellis.

Actually their move was very similar to what we are dreaming of doing for Peterson.

 

[Hostile]

LOL at the title Hos!

Love the draft by the way; but I doubt the Aints move up in the draft and give us their 3rd

The title is the best part.

Saints have two 3rds. I believe they can covet a player at #40.

 

[casmith07]

This is the best mock I've seen, even without passing my Deunta Williams test.

 

[rash]

The title is the best part.

Saints have two 3rds. I believe they can covet a player at #40.

ahh if thats the case Hos, then it makes complete sense.

Folks is it just me or does 99% of posts that come from Hos' computer make up for nothing but sheer brilliance?

Hos I just wanted to take this time to say that I am lucky to share a forum with you my friend.

 

[Avery]

Cannon is strictly interior IMO. He'll have to kick inside.

That being said, him and Moffitt gives you two potential OG's for the next ten years. Not bad considering Bigg and Kosier aren't getting any younger (or better).

 

[Hostile]

Cannon is strictly interior IMO. He'll have to kick inside.

That being said, him and Moffitt gives you two potential OG's for the next ten years. Not bad considering Bigg and Kosier aren't getting any younger (or better).

I agree with you that he needs to stay inside. That means I still will be looking for a RT. Is it Colombo for one last ride? BIGG moved out? Barron or Young?

I'll be honest, I think our starting 5 will stay the same for 1 more year but they will be better prepared and trained. I won't sweat it at all if the right side guys are gone.

 

[UnoDallas]

might look at

Marcus Gilbert, OT, Florida
Height: 6-6. Weight: 330.
Projected 40 Time: 5.20.
Combine 40 Time: 5.43.
Pro Day 40 Time: DNP.
Benchx225: 30. Arm: 34.
Projected Round (2011): 3-5.
3/16/11: Marcus Gilbert looked great in the drills during his Pro Day. He's a right tackle only, but he has value as a Round 3-4 pick.

 

[TheSport78]

I agree with you that he needs to stay inside. That means I still will be looking for a RT. Is it Colombo for one last ride? BIGG moved out? Barron or Young?

I'll be honest, I think our starting 5 will stay the same for 1 more year but they will be better prepared and trained. I won't sweat it at all if the right side guys are gone.

If Colombo is the RT in 2011...6-10 here we come!

 

[Hostile]

If Colombo is the RT in 2011...6-10 here we come!

Where do you buy your crystal ball again?

 

[Biggems]

Baride James? I actually like that typo Hos...:laugh2:

 

[TheSport78]

Where do you buy your crystal ball again?

Degenerative knees are the proof in the pudding. Colombo is done. I read that Bigg will probably stay in Dallas one more year, so there's no way Jerry keeps Bigg AND Colombo after last year. I honestly don't see Kosier getting re-signed either, unless it's a 1 or 2 year deal.

 

[Hostile]

Degenerative knees are the proof in the pudding. Colombo is done. I read that Bigg will probably stay in Dallas one more year, so there's no way Jerry keeps Bigg AND Colombo after last year. I honestly don't see Kosier getting re-signed either, unless it's a 1 or 2 year deal.

Never heard of that store.