The Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning, Duh Mock Draft

[TheSport78]

Never heard of that store.

He's already had nerve and cartilage damage, so his knees are basically bone on bone now. The guy is certain to have arthritis in his future. Who knows, he may already have it? It's a condition that just doesn't get better because we have the best strength and conditioning coach in the NFL. Colombo is done as a player and wouldn't be a starter on ANY other team in the NFL.

EDIT: Meant to say Degenerative joints!

 

[Go Big D!]

#6. Patrick Peterson, CB, LSU, 6'0", 219. LSU Tiger. Simply the best player in this draft and an immediate impact player. Has the potential to be a multi-time Pro Bowler and more. A rare combination of size, speed, and skills. Simply put, 2010 will end up being the best year we could have sucked in a long time.

Plus, he has tiger blood. winning.

 

[Hostile]

He's already had nerve and cartilage damage, so his knees are basically bone on bone now. The guy is certain to have arthritis in his future. Who knows, he may already have it? It's a condition that just doesn't get better because we have the best strength and conditioning coach in the NFL. Colombo is done as a player and wouldn't be a starter on ANY other team in the NFL.

EDIT: Meant to say Degenerative joints!

So you're saying it's a real good crystal ball.

Cool. If we play and do not go 6-10 I want video of you throwing it on the ground to break it.

 

[Randy White]

wait a minute, you forgot to put some BOOM in it !! :mchammer:

Where's our buddy Deunta ? ( Williams )


Ps: I'm borrowing the Charlie's name..

 

[Hostile]

Herm Edwards is gushing about my boy. Mark Schlereth is a little bit too.

I think I'm going to have an accident if we have a shot at him.

 

[Hostile]

wait a minute, you forgot to put some BOOM in it !! :mchammer:

Where's our buddy Deunta ? ( Williams )


Ps: I'm borrowing the Charlie's name..

I still want him, but had to make some draft alterations to fit the 2 trades.

Use that name all you want man. We need good reasons to laugh right now.

 

[Gaede]

Very nice. Love the Cannon and Moffitt picks

 

[respectdatstar]

ahh if thats the case Hos, then it makes complete sense.

Folks is it just me or does 99% of posts that come from Hos' computer make up for nothing but sheen brilliance?

Hos I just wanted to take this time to say that I am lucky to share a forum with you my friend.

Fixed.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Peterson and Hynoski. This draft = Win.

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

#209. Greg McElroy, QB, Alabama, 6'2", 225. Simply put, this is my Jason Garrett clone. A guy who will study hard, learn the game, and when called upon, give us solid but not spectacular performances and maybe, hopefully, one day join our coaching ranks. His intelligence is the intangible that makes him so perfect for my agendas.

Haha! I love it -- best sleeper pick so far! :laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

Haha! I love it -- best sleeper pick so far! :laugh2:

 

[RS12]

Still no chance Peterson falls to six. Also not enough fixing the D front 7, which is still the biggest problem this team has. If anything FA will be used on O Line and secondary.

 

[Hostile]

I have corrected a tragic flaw in my original post in this thread. yes, a flaw in the mock. It was glaring, so I put it in bold red to reflect the error.

 

[28 Joker]

Funny.

Everyone, you know you have been watching and laughing at Charlie Sheen on youtube. You know you have. I have.

Winning....

Sheen sounds like a Valley Girl....

 

[AKATheRake]

This would be an awesome draft for us and is realistic depending on Peterson's actual fall!

Didn't help our d-line but you can't fix everythin in 1 draft.

Theres Jenkins from GB who will be on the FA market and would be of great help to us so that's an option.