The Cooley Curse

[Ring Leader]

Cooley calls out Romo after week 4. Romo's wife sticks hot pants sporting Cooley doll with needle. Immediate unraveling begins.

Sequence of events:

* Skins record pre-curse: 3-1
* Curse implemented
* Cooley injures finger in the very next game, eventually placed on IR.
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Coincidence? .....I think not.

 

[benson]

Romo probably drew up some secret plays with Mrs. Cooley to sabotage the team from within.

 

[realtick]

It couldn't happen to a better guy.

 

[Longboysfan]

...........GP REC YDS .AVG LNG TD FD.. FUM LST
Career 108 428 4,703 11.0 66 .33 249. 11... 4

Great career stats.....

 

[UVAwahoos]

Romo probably drew up some secret plays with Mrs. Cooley to sabotage the team from within.

You think so, zrinny?

 

[dboy214]

i wish it were worse.

 

[zrinkill]

You think so, zrinny?

 

[DallasEast]

Is the Cooley Curse like the crabs?

There must be a lot of itchin' going around FedEx Field.

 

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

Karma is a *****. Would never wish injury anyone, let's just say I wouldn't shed any tears if Cooley was never able to step on an NFL football field again.

 

[cowboys2233]

Karma is a *****. Would never wish injury anyone, let's just say I wouldn't shed any tears if Cooley was never able to step on an NFL football field again.

There is just something really disturbing about this guy. The hot pants on the practice field, the pic of some guy supposedly looking at his junk at the urinal. He's got a real closet homosexual vibe about him.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :laugh2:

 

[03EBZ06]

Ahhh, it wasn't too long ago when skins fans frothing over Cooley and stating Cooley was better than Witten, but you won't hear peep from then now. :laugh2:

 

[jswalker1981]

Ahhh, it wasn't too long ago when skins fans frothing over Cooley and stating Cooley was better than Witten, but you won't hear peep from then now. :laugh2:

No remember, it's Fred Davis now.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Two words: Visually Pleasing!

 

[cowboys2233]

Two words: Visually Pleasing!

I only wish we had an open line to Cooley so we could rag on him endlessly, for the fact that this team is once again irrelevent, the Cowboys are very relevant (which is largely due to Romo's awesome play) and that Romo was able to play through a broken rib, while he was put on injured reserve because he has a boo boo on his finger.

 

[JoeCorrado]

Cooley calls out Romo after week 4. Romo's wife sticks hot pants sporting Cooley doll with needle. Immediate unraveling begins.

Sequence of events:

* Skins record pre-curse: 3-1
* Curse implemented
* Cooley injures finger in the very next game, eventually placed on IR.
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Coincidence? .....I think not.

Anybody got an Eli Manning doll handy?

 

[Cajuncowboy]

Cooley calls out Romo after week 4. Romo's wife sticks hot pants sporting Cooley doll with needle. Immediate unraveling begins.

Sequence of events:

* Skins record pre-curse: 3-1
* Curse implemented
* Cooley injures finger in the very next game, eventually placed on IR.
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Coincidence? .....I think not.

Who did Romo marry? Marie Laveau?

 

[kristie]

Romo probably drew up some secret plays with Mrs. Cooley to sabotage the team from within.

 

[Venger]

Nothing new here - mouthy guy on bad team makes himself look bad. Film at 11!

 

[5Stars]

Nothing new here - mouthy guy on bad team makes himself look bad. Film at 11!

Culo is a punk....!

IR for a broken finger?

I know he's a receiver (in more than one way)...but, a real man would at least try and help in the blocking assignments if he can't catch!

Witten plays with a friggen broken, wired shut jaw!