...let's switch now to Christine Amanpour in Dallas.
"Thank you, Beverly. I'm standing outside an empty Texas Stadium. This was supposed to be the Cowboys home opener versus the Washington Commanders, but the game was cancelled. In a historic event involving fan unity, Cowboy fans have boycotted the game in protest of Terrell Owens. I'm going to talk with the two protesters standing outside.
You sir, your name?
"NathanIt. This is a proud day for the Cowboys. We boycotted the game! Owens won't get any money! Yeah!"
Christine: "Mr. NathanIt, what's your reaction to the fact that every other NFL fan is laughing at the Dallas franchise right now"?
"Well, I..."
Christine: "Thank you, Mr. NathanIt. Let's get the opinion of your friend..."
"The name's X-Dawg. Dallas is DOOMED!"
Christine: "Well, there you have it, Beverly. Normally, I would be reporting from Tel Aviv, but this was a historic event in pro football. It had to be covered. To hell with Hezbollah! This has been Christine Amanpour reporting for CNN. Back to you, Beverly."