The Dallas cowboys and their fans

theebs

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I love reading that crappy houston paper....

http://blogs.chron.com/fanzone/2008/08/game_the_dallas_cowboys_and_th.html

August 20, 2008

GAME: The Dallas Cowboys and their fans...


...make me want to (fill in the blank) with (fill in the blank) while (fill in the blank).


Play along.


Here's an example if you really don't get it.


The Dallas Cowboys and their fans make me want to (walk my beautiful dog, Diva Dot, around the block) with (a pocket full of money and a crew of security guards protecting us) while (my sister Christa plays softball for the University of Houston).


Obviously, this is silly fun as we count down the days until the Texans play their third preseason game against the Dallas Cowboys at Texas Stadium, a place where this team has never won a game.

Now, be creative. Keep it clean, kids.
 
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The Dallas Cowboys and their fans...


...make me want to puke because I'm filled with envy while crying because my team will never be as important.

A Texans fan's true feelings.
 

Primetime42

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texanfreak;2203042 said:
the dallas cowboys and their fans........




suck hairy bull nuts
Are we playing the Texans this week?

I'd totally forgotten there was a team in Houston again...
 

texanfreak

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Primetime42;2203073 said:
Are we playing the Texans this week?

I'd totally forgotten there was a team in Houston again...


oh yeah, were the ones that gonna give you a good ole fashion beat down friday night and send you home licking you're wounds. but remeber It's only preseason.........bwaaaaaaahahaha:cool:
 

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texanfreak;2203091 said:
oh yeah, were the ones that gonna give you a good ole fashion beat down friday night and send you home licking you're wounds. but remeber It's only preseason.........bwaaaaaaahahaha:cool:

Well, there will be a good ole fashion beat down friday night and one team will GO HOME licking its wounds. Since we are playing AT HOME, you will be the one GOING HOME........

so, i guess you were on the right track. you just got a little confused along the way..... too much thinking i assume. I must say, not too bad for a Texan fan, you can almost write and your brain shows some signs of life. Good on you.
 

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texanfreak;2203091 said:
oh yeah, were the ones that gonna give you a good ole fashion beat down friday night and send you home licking you're wounds. but remeber It's only preseason.........bwaaaaaaahahaha:cool:


Spell check is a wonderful tool. Try it.
 

djtavo

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I stay in Houston and im going friday to the game, i cant wait...

Go cowboys...
 

DaBoys4Life

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texanfreak;2203042 said:
the dallas cowboys and their fans........




suck hairy bull nuts

dude its pre season why make an account only to get banned for a pre season game you fail.
 

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texanfreak;2203042 said:
the dallas cowboys and their fans........




suck hairy bull nuts
wrong.jpg
 

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theebs;2202226 said:
I love reading that crappy houston paper....

http://blogs.chron.com/fanzone/2008/08/game_the_dallas_cowboys_and_th.html

August 20, 2008

GAME: The Dallas Cowboys and their fans...


...make me want to (fill in the blank) with (fill in the blank) while (fill in the blank).


Play along.


Here's an example if you really don't get it.


The Dallas Cowboys and their fans make me want to (walk my beautiful dog, Diva Dot, around the block) with (a pocket full of money and a crew of security guards protecting us) while (my sister Christa plays softball for the University of Houston).


Obviously, this is silly fun as we count down the days until the Texans play their third preseason game against the Dallas Cowboys at Texas Stadium, a place where this team has never won a game.

Now, be creative. Keep it clean, kids.

The Dallas Cowboys and their fans make me want to step in front of a drive- by, three cars long, with a sling shot while the rest of the NFL world realizes that could be them...................
 

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Lefreak;2203042 said:
the dallas cowboys and their fans........




suck hairy bull nuts

This is distirbing, coming from a grown woman and all..................
 

djtavo

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texanfreak;2203042 said:
the dallas cowboys and their fans........




suck hairy bull nuts




your the texan freak and you are the one that has the bull as a mascot. bestiality is not allowed in this forum go back to your thing.
 

Alexander

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Brian_C82;2202340 said:
The Texans have fans?

Yes.

But if you added their collective IQs together, you would be lucky to break 100.
 

Alexander

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texanfreak;2203042 said:
the dallas cowboys and their fans........




suck hairy bull nuts

So, why are opposing team fans allowed here again?

I needed to read this. It was very thought compelling and intellectual.
 

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Alexander;2203402 said:
So, why are opposing team fans allowed here again?

To remind us that not everyone in the world is fortunate enough to have more than 3 functioning synapses...
 
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